Josh West & Tanner Wayne (Bound Gods)
“Oh, the wonders that I find, in the adult playground in my mind.” Clint Holmes definitely wasn’t thinking about a playground quite as salacious as we found here. But if we’re gonna watch grown studs ride a seesaw, we’ll take the one strapped with dildos of all sizes. Who wants to take a ride?
When Dad used to threaten to stick his foot up our asses, we never thought he could be laying the foundation for our latest fetish of the month.
Thankfully, the best fetish sports are the ones that surprise you, and it’s rather nice to find a new way of fucking that never occurred to you before. The only time we ever came close to coming up with this one was after that episode of Weeds where Nancy’s brother, Andy, started his porn career by pleasuring women with his deformed foot. The guy in this video doesn’t have gnarled stumps where three of his toes should be, but he’s still pretty fascinating to watch. This summer, we’re thinking fists are out and the foot is in.
Human Car Wreck Erik Rhodes keeps us…
Rick Van Sant is one amazing mother fucker. Not only is he sexy, but he can take a whole arm up the ass. Don’t believe us? Just watch “Double Wide: The Best of Rick Van Sant.”
Though the star has recently signed a new contract as a Hot House exclusive, TitanMen has compiled some of his greatest scenes for their studio in the new DVD. Here we see Tony Buff knock on his back door, Dak Ramsey poke his prostate, and Max Schutler give his hole a handjob. If you want the whole collection, buy it this weekend for the bargain price of $29.86, the special price only until Monday. That’s like what the world would be like if Wal-Mart sold porn. Oh, and while you’re there, pick up some Crisco. You’re gonna need it!
Well, in this case it doesn’t really look like he needs one. Jesus helps those who helps themselves, and if that is the case, this lovely gentleman is going to get fistfulls of help.
Can’t find someone to fist you? Filthy_Mann takes matters into his own hand and plunges his entire appendage into his ass. He may not be able to find it with two hands and a flashlight, be he sure got there with one well-lubed fist. Though this might turn some potential suits off, his apartment looks very inviting, with that fancy fireplace and everything. We’re kind of glad that he doesn’t have a bear skin rug lying out there, because Crisco stains are just a bitch to get out. We would hope that he finds someone to keep him nice and warm and happy by the fire this winter, but it seems like he has a firm grasp on his own pleasure (and other parts).
The great thing about baseball is that there are so many recognized terms (top of the inning, bottom of the ninth) that you can just make puns for days.
Well, the new video “Fisting All Stars” over at Hot House’s Club Inferno Dungeon is no laughing matter. They sent us over a batch of photos from the first scene and boy did they ever hit a homerun (see, puns). Mike Power coaches power bottoms Jonathan Doe and Evan Matthews into taking fists, baseball bats, and a 20-pound double-headed dildo in their asses. Now, if they were really thinking (or at least Red Sox fans), they would have painted that enormous dildo and called it the Green Monster. We could keep going, but you’d probably rather look at hot guys in baseball uniforms being violated, wouldn’t you?
While we most certainly advocate the fucking of…
When we asked our dreamy straight roommate in college if he was gay, he said, “No, I’m not, but if I was, I would be gay with this hot guy in my English class.” Well, we have pretty much the same response when people ask if we’re into fisting. It’s not really our cup of Crisco, but if we’re going to do it to anyone, it’s going to be the “Aussie Cowboy” seen in this clip (and others!) posted by Ozrockster. He’s hot, swarthy, moans in an accent and has an ass that must be as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside. While we may not be ready for two-fisted love of our own, this is quite an introduction.