You know what's not awesome? Having to clean mirrors 25 times a day because of all the lubed up ass cheeks pressed against them.
He's got that look in his eye. You know the one: "So this is what that feels like?"
"I was a cheerleader in college. Look how flexible I am." *crushes other guy's dick*
What's the point in putting in that new pool if you're not gonna show it off?
It's nice to have a buddy around to help you stretch it out.
Fucking in the forest while the sun comes up - the epitome of 'morning wood'.
But really he's just watching Bambi while getting a BJ. Womp Womp...
That applies to us, too, right? At least in his case it does.
They make a much better setting than the back seat of a Pinto.
Sometimes you've gotta ride something else for a change.
It's been a long road trip and once these two finally got together, they're lives will be changed forever.
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