Of COURSE professional dick-wetter Dylan O'Brien would be epically shirtless in his brand new trailer for American Assassin!
Teen Wolves... How are we to combat their shirtlessness? I've got a tip... You can't. We're all powerless to their shirt resistant physiques, so it's better to simply succumb. Just like REO Speedwagon once said, I can't fight this feeling anymore, and neither should you.
These new bodies will surely rocket their careers into a whole new playing field with legitimate film and television deals. We call it "the Taylor Lautner Effect."
With half the nation melting under an egg-frying...
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