Super cute face, toned to death bod, hot cock, and you can sneak him into the movies in your purse? Tom Daley was just canceled.
Ben Barnes of Westworld fame has found a new hit series, The Punisher on Netflix, and on the freshly-released first season, he flaunts his creamy ass and low-hanging bulge! This past August I went apeshit over Barnes for just showing his hot face and pitties in some crappy magazine, so this ass news is really taking its toll on my puss puss!
Sassy starlet Nick Jonas will always be our Woman of the Year, so it makes sense that last night he headed to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City, where he looked so highly fuckable that I can't stand it! Jonasty isn't back in full form until he at least goes shirtless - something he hasn't done in forty-five decades - but this hint of chest hair visible over a shiny gay club shirt and Steve Harvey funeral suit is just doing it for me.
Here's the insanely gorgeous owner of a dick pic the fake news previously reported as belonging to Shawn Mendes. I don't know which insanely fuckable toned twink is hotter - Shawn Mendes or this Alex Cohen! Thoughts?
Perfect. Well, almost perfect. Who can spot what's missing?
You had me at "Come suck this dick till I cum." Nice to feel like a lady every now and then.
Our penultimate twinkilicious dummy dumb dumb Insta creamboat Nolan Gould has been kicking things into high gear recently, thank the Lawd, and this slutty post-workout locker room picture is no exception! When I sent this pic to my boss she simply responded "that whore," and yeah, you know what, he has become the Insta ho we always dreamed he would be! Kind of a proud day. Wonder if they make a greeting card for that.
Boy are my cheeks red after claiming for years that Nick Jonas is by far the most attractive Jonas brother, beating out Joe Jonas and the lesbian one by a mile. While Nick is obviously still more attractive than Joe, the gap, unlike my hole right now, is narrowing, as evident in these sexy as hell pictures from Joe's spread in goddamn Vogue Mexico! Someone's arrived.
And I cannot stress how much I agree with Silverman's point. It's not my fault that Adam ate the apple. People should just feel free to do whatever they want - go nude, swing their dicks around, whatever. It's not sexual, it's just nature! And Scott should feel free to naturally slap his junk across my face!
The title of this post sounds like something a gay Hollywood exec would click on for dating tips, and if any execs are reading this, you're in luck, because this could really spice up your audition process! You're welcome, everyone who works at the CW.
...Even though it might do some serious damage.
If you're just kooky and have like a ~thing~ for stunningly sexy scrufftastic guys who like to whip out their hot cocks while making fun and flirty faces, you're in luck! Today's amateur hottie is pretty much everything I want and pretty much everything I don't get. Also, where is his place of employment and where can I get an application to be bent over that table? Thx.
Puth it. Puth it real good! I was reading my New York Times this morning, Just Jared, when all of a sudden I was greeted by a picture of sassy songstress Charlie Puth looking fine as fuck! I know literally nothing about this guy and if you told me he made a decent living as a frat house's designated grown twink bottom I'd say: "Yeah ok I see that." It turns out that Puth is a chart-topping vocal sensation, and, more importantly, that he has a history of showing off his hot bod and pits for days!
Sometimes the world is so aggressively gay that I just know God and Jesus are beautiful benevolent queens, who, at least if this headline is any indication, like their men young, dumb, and hung! Highly fuckable nineteen-year-old dummy Nathan French got his bulge into newspapers everywhere last week when he found himself in need of rescuing after climbing Snowdon in just his Superman underwear.
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