You ever go to a gay bar and see one of those impossibly hot couples and you think, “Man, I don’t want to touch, I just want to go home with those guys and watch them have sex.” Finally, we get that shot thanks to the internet.
When we sit at home on a Saturday evening all alone and conforted only by the soft glow of the pornography on our computer screen and the intimate, well-known folds of our own right hand, we think, “God, who wants to be in a couple anyway?!” And then we see some hotties like this and we want to die.
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Xtube user euphoria9898 has just about everything he needs for some awesome sex: a hot Asian top, paper towels on the nightstand, and a big comfy bed. Seems like he forgot one thing, though.
We can only imagine what was going through this guy’s head as he finished preparing his room for the steamy session captured in this clip. The doorbell rings and he gives his room a quick once-over. Vacuuming? Check. Shower? Deodorant? Check. Tacky abstract expressionist painting from Ikea? Check. Does he even notice that there aren’t any sheets on his bed? Who can say?
Now, we’re not trying to be judgmental here. We forget all kinds of important things in the frantic pre-sex room-cleaning scramble. In fact, we’re pretty impressed with euphoria9898 if he could manage to talk this guy into bed even without the sheets. In our experience there are few things less comfortable than getting fucked with your back scratching up against a bare foam mattress pad, but if he’s not enjoying himself then we certainly can’t tell.
There are the people who like to make lame innuendos about riding cock, and then there are the people who really, really ride cock. These guys are obviously the latter.
Personally, we always kind of hated the cowgirl sex position. First, the name is totally offensive. Guys like to ride dick, too, obviously. But secondly, we’ve always found all that balancing and adjusting and the awkward attempts to line up genitalia and orifices made for way too much work. At least when the guy who’s doing the fucking can see what he’s aiming for, you don’t have to waste ten minutes playing Find That Hole! Still, these guys make it look easy. By the time you see woody hopping up to balance on his toes while bouncing up and down on streetmate’s dick, you’ll be wondering if maybe you couldn’t use a riding lesson or two yourself.
Thousands of videos of people fucking in various capacities—from the casual flings of one night stands to the amateur productions of long-term couples—and these are the only guys who like to kiss?
Seriously, watching these guys make out passionately in the first few minutes of this hot video has us wondering where all the romance has gone. Rarely have we seen an Xtube clip in which the couple seems to like each other so much. It’s not like this video is all candle lit romance, but has kissing gone out of style? Does it suddenly cost extra with people other than plucky prostitutes with hearts of gold and deep-seated emotional damage? We certainly fucking hope not. If a few well-timed smooches could make every video this hot, we’re thinking this needs to be standard fare.
Xtube user tille has got a lot of things going for him. Unfortunately, like most of the career bottoms on Xtube, the best thing he’s got going for him is that ridiculously sexy top.
A good bottom is an essential component of good gay sex. Sure, maybe the top does most of the, uh, heavy lifting, but it’s up to the bottom to set the pace and tone for the session. Still, the subtle arts through which a good bottom can rock an unsuspecting top’s world are more easily experienced than filmed, and this vid proves to be no different.
Here, it’s tille’s otherwise anonymous top buddy who really shines. He’s aggressive, he’s tender, and he’s got a pretty great sense of rhythm (super important). Tille, on the other hand, pretty much looks like he’s just lying there. No great loss, really, for him or us. But a word to the wise, Mr. tille, nobody ever got a Dirty Boy Video contract from letting their partner steal the show.
Query: If the loss of sight enhances your other senses, do the blind enjoy sucking dick even more than the rest of us? Let’s put that theory to the test.
As we all learned from that episode of California Dreams in which the wisecracking Sly dates a hot blind chick played by a young Nikki Cox, when you lose one sense all the others get enhanced to near-bionic levels of precision. (Click here and skip to the 4:40 mark if you need help jogging your memory.) It’s science! Really. Anyway, either Xtube user itsallgood5 was thinking exactly the same thing when he slapped that leather mask on the eager cocksucker in this video, or we’re just substituting wit with kitschy pop culture references. Either way, he definitely makes the most this experimental procedure by fucking the ever-loving shit out of his partner’s throat.
So does sensory deprivation really improve the dick-sucking experience? We don’t want to ruin the results for you, but let’s just say we’re surprised this video doesn’t end with itsallgood5 turning to the camera and exclaiming, “Hey Mikey! He likes it!” (Last one. Promise.)
