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Via Hunks for You (hunksforyou.blogspot.com)…

You can keep your big-budget Blu-Ray fourteen disc Special Distended Director’s Cut smutstravaganzas: as far as we’re concerned, the one-man operation known as XES Studios on XTube has proven once and for all that all you really need to succeed in the world of porn is a little chutzpah, a consumer-grade video cam, and a plastic centurion costume from Wal-Mart’s bargain bin. And he gets bonus points for his spelling of “masterbate” and the disconnect between his “300″ outfit and that “Beowulf” soundtrack. (Not to mention that slow-motion cumshot. And that oversized, slurptastic wang.)

So, how were you planning on spending your economic stimulus tax rebate check this year? We were thinking about a new hard drive, a few games for our Wii, and maybe a tank of gas or two … but a giant kangaroo costume and a brand new butt plug are looking pretty good too all of a sudden. And to think we have the Dubya and his cronies to thank for it all!