Yes, yes, yes, of course we get giddy for nipple action during our Shirtless Celebrity Roundups. This week, the tables are turned, and the famous male hunks blowing our whistle are shockingly (are you sitting down) wearing tops! But, they’ve got their muscled thighs bared, begging us to bite down on them. This week, we’re thigh men.
It’s like these famous, fuckable he-men are stripping off their clothes just for us. With each of this week’s shirtless celebs, we’re picturing ourselves in a back room of a Montreal strip bar, as Chris Evans, Lee Pace and Channing Tatum all gyrate on our laps, allowing us to touch them wherever. None of this no hands bullshit. If it comes to the dream of naked celebrities, we’re major manhandling the merch.
The abs are fABulous for this week’s shirtless…
The ultimate fantasy is having sex with a movie…
Want to spot a celebrity, ideally in swimgear?
When we got our hands on the first images of…
Oops. We definitely knew that Chris Evans is…
We’re not sure why any self-respecting homosexualist would be inside on this evening and trolling Fleshbot for pervy delights when Chris Evans is flaming up the silver screen in “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.” (Reviews, umm, aren’t as hot as he is.)
