Yes, yes, last week we showed you several still photos from the new butt-flashing trailer for “Magic Mike,” but the lecher over at Arch Noble has one-upped us. He created .gifs out of the best fleeting seconds from the trailer. Who needs pause or slo-mo, when you’ve got a neverending loop of Alex Pettyfer and Matt Bomer humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and…
It’s a bonanza of shirtless celebs this week! From some glorious butt shots from stripper flick “Magic Mike” to all sorts of manflesh in the season premiere of “True Blood,” this week hits the jackpot! And, yes, there’s a gaggle of beautiful boy buttcheeks, too.
With Joey Lawrence announcing he’s joining Chippendales Vegas as a host and dancer, and the male stripper flick “Magic Mike” soon to be released in theaters, it seems famous men dancing naked is on the runway to becoming a trend. If so, here are six other celebrities who need to become nude male dancers ASAP.
Well, boys and bois, it’s finally here: The official trailer to “Magic Mike”, a.k.a. “Showgirls” for gay men. Except, looks like the producers are trying to do anything they can to not cater to gay men. Take a look. What do you think?
We’ve reached a dangerous new low in peddling male flesh. So desperate are we for shirtless male celebrities, and so curious are we in Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming male stripper flick “Magic Mike,” that we’re posting a trailer for the trailer, which actually premieres tomorrow. OMG. Yes, we actually are anticipating the premiere of a trailer.
Finally, we’re seeing spring peek out of a, well, mild winter. It’s no wonder the planet stayed warmer than normally the past few months. All these heat-inducing shirtless celebrities are the real reason behind the melting polar ice caps. We know for scientific fact that the reason spring is already blooming in waves of warmth is thanks to these hotties in this week’s roundup.
It’s like these famous, fuckable he-men are stripping off their clothes just for us. With each of this week’s shirtless celebs, we’re picturing ourselves in a back room of a Montreal strip bar, as Chris Evans, Lee Pace and Channing Tatum all gyrate on our laps, allowing us to touch them wherever. None of this no hands bullshit. If it comes to the dream of naked celebrities, we’re major manhandling the merch.
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Every celebrity who has done anything with a bit of nudity in his past should know it will come to light eventually. Well, it only took a decade for Channing Tatum‘s stripper video to finally surface.
And boy are we glad it did! You don’t see much, but he had the moves even back then when he was performing as Chan Tatum in the Male Encounters review in Florida in the late ’90s. Us Magazine got their hands on some grainy video, and it’s below. Luckily for him, the troupe had a strict “no nudity” policy. What kind of strippers are these anyway? We’re sure when you’re dreaming of the “G.I. Joe” star giving you a lap dance, he’s wearing a lot less!
The word on the street was that Channing Tatum was getting a little bloated. Well, before he takes the screen in “GI Joe” he spends a whole clip shirtless in this “Dirty Dancing” parody. Yowza!
Here, he takes on the Patrick Swayze role (complete with bad mullet wig) and comically reenacts a scene from everyone’s favorite ’80s fairytale romance with some funny Asian girl who is not Margaret Cho. Well, aside from spending the whole “Cinemash,” as they call it, with his shirt collecting dust on the floor, Tatum does a pretty good thick-headed meat head in this glorified home video. It’s good to see that all those rumors were wrong, and if he’s half as good and half as hot in “GI Joe,” we’re buying our tickets now.
As much as we’ve tried, it’s been hard to keep track of all the shirtless photos of the scrumptious Channing Tatum floating around out there. So what’s a star struck gay to do?
