Pussy Fire Again! Shirtless K.J. Apa Bulge, Fuzzy Pits, Abs Amazingness Kj apa sexy shirtless 65cafe5d featured

My pussy is back and more charred than ever after a true FEMA-worthy situation thanks to these insanely freakishly mesmerizingly hot new pics of faux ginger creamboat K.J. Apa in the new GQ Australia! He's crowned as the Breakthrough Actor of the Year, and while that certainly can't be attributed to his acting, he more than earns the title thanks to his overall fuckableness. Being fuckable will get you everywhere in this biz. Just look at the news! Oh stop you love it. 

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James Charles is a social media beauty guru insanely popular among losers like me who watch his videos, and now that he's eighteen and has, as of today, bulged out in his boxer briefs on YouTube, I guess it's time to be gross about it!

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Shame has absolutely no place in Tom Daley's life, and if you're into tiny pocket gays that you could fit inside a snowglobe, that's definitely a good thing! The Brit Olympic diver's YouTube channel is the go-to place to see a super hot pathological narcissist in action, and in his latest video, Daley takes us behind-the-scenes during his first ever time walking for a fashion show. The journey from backstage to the catwalk is filled with trials, tribulations, and most importantly, jiggling Daley dick bulge! Now I suddenly remember why we like him.

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Our penultimate twinkilicious dummy dumb dumb Insta creamboat Nolan Gould has been kicking things into high gear recently, thank the Lawd, and this slutty post-workout locker room picture is no exception! When I sent this pic to my boss she simply responded "that whore," and yeah, you know what, he has become the Insta ho we always dreamed he would be! Kind of a proud day. Wonder if they make a greeting card for that.   

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Your thirsty asses have probably imagined Nyle DiMarco in all sorts of compromising positions, but did you think you'd ring in Novermber with a shot of DiMarco grabbing his huge dick bulge while thrusting against a wall? Me thinks not! The deafest fluidiest model this side of the Mississippi looked hot as hell on the cover of Attitude Magazine, but these behind-the-scenes peeks at his shoot take things to a whole new level!

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If there's something in life better than Donald Trump Jr. wearing a dick-hugging Spandex American flag suit while using his daughter's candy haul to preach against socialism, I certainly haven't come across it!

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Finally, my sassy starlets are starting to come out of the woodwork for Slut-o-ween! After a full morning with a mild case of dry vag, I'm starting to get a little juicy thanks to these sexy pics of Riverdale star J.K. Apa in his Spider-Man Halloween costume. Stars of the teen sex party series Riverdale are as chummy and cute as ever in these Instagram Story pics from Veronica, but I don't really have time for her right now. Or half of Kevin Keller's face. However, I just so happened to peek at my calendar, and I seem to have all the time in the world for seeing Apa squeezed into an adorbs Target Spider-Man getup!

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Edward Norton. Interesting. If you're looking for unbridled sex appeal you might have clicked on the wrong post, but if you want a kind of intellectual-looking cutie with a ton of hot dudity, you've come to the right place! Edward Norton has stripped down for American History X (1998)Birdman (2014), and more, and you can check out all the buns and guns in the video above!

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Oh, Justin Bieber. I can't quit you, and honestly, I don't want to! I've been pretty open about my sensuality for pop songstress Bieber since gazing at his damn near perfect cock thanks to THOSE leaked nude pictures. Bieber might have grown up since then, and might have even joined a cult - but like a sexy cult - but it seems like his thirst trap ways are still going strong, as evident in this HAWT new dick grab pic! 

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While I don't know for sure what set he's on here, I do know that if they ever have a charity auction I will be purchasing these undies for use as my sleep apnea mask. Clayton's fuzzy rack is looking oh so fine here, and his thighs could do some damage while swinging around my neck, but obviously, all eyes are on that huge bulge! 

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My mouth is lubed and ready to go after all the salivating I've been doing thanks to this new hot as holy hell Instagram pic from Nyle DiMarco! The fluidiest deafest model in the biz shows off his infamously hairy body, complete with thighs that are so fuzzy I just absolutely need to coif them with my seed. 

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Dawson's Crease, or Dawson's Big Fuckable Cock? You decide.

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Those of you who yearn to be drenched in Jamie Dornan's fifty shades of grey matter will be delighted to know that his dick outline makes a cameo in the new trailer for Fifty Shades Breed, I mean, Freed! 

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This bitch knows exactly what he's doing, and I'm loving every second of it!

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I've never typed in "Hardcore Lycra" on xHamster before, but I'm thinking of throwing it into the mix after seeing reality television sensation Chad JOHNSON (really?) fiddle with his stick under his tight green bodysuit!

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