I would. I would I would I would I would.
Do I sense 8 inches?! Rite ladies. See Miguel Ángel Silvestre's dripping bulge, as well as his previous full frontal nudity!
We now have the New New Testament. These hashtags. #ThisDickAhMakeBlaccChynaApologizeToRob
Thanks to an insanely sexy new Instagram picture, Colton's bulge is weighing in on the conversation with "Hey, look over here, who gives a fuck about we lost our virginity. Don't you want to choke on my meaty goodness?"
The King Cobra star sure knows how to fill out his boxer briefs!
Service box? Oh girl, more like service my box!
Ugh, that sweaty rolled up sausage just sitting there in those cute swim trunks. Matted with hair. And again, stanky. Grl. I need a cold shower.
And the Internet seriously can't handle it.
Rick Martin has always been sexy in the way that super gay and polished Latin pop stars are, but that doesn't mean that everyone pictures swallowing his La Vida Load-ca. Until now.
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