Thanks to an insanely sexy new Instagram picture, Colton's bulge is weighing in on the conversation with "Hey, look over here, who gives a fuck about we lost our virginity. Don't you want to choke on my meaty goodness?"
The King Cobra star sure knows how to fill out his boxer briefs!
Service box? Oh girl, more like service my box!
Ugh, that sweaty rolled up sausage just sitting there in those cute swim trunks. Matted with hair. And again, stanky. Grl. I need a cold shower.
And the Internet seriously can't handle it.
Rick Martin has always been sexy in the way that super gay and polished Latin pop stars are, but that doesn't mean that everyone pictures swallowing his La Vida Load-ca. Until now.
Is that a grapefruit or are you just happy to see us?
Nyle DeMarco looks like sex on a stick while flaunting his hairy chest in some jeans as well as in some hot Calvin Klein undies (both soaked and unsoaked for your pleasure). The real magic happens when he gives side pube with a strategically placed towel, and the part that blinded me for a brief second happens when he shows his hairy, soaked ass in the shower.
Someone's all grown up!
In addition to giving the same expression that he might give if you penetrated his tight little butthole, you can see Pietro Boselli's penis indentation in his gym shorts. Bellissimo!
Now, THIS is Oscar-worthy.
And by amazing I mean by gross and by gross I mean UH-MAZING.
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