My mouth is lubed and ready to go after all the salivating I've been doing thanks to this new hot as holy hell Instagram pic from Nyle DiMarco! The fluidiest deafest model in the biz shows off his infamously hairy body, complete with thighs that are so fuzzy I just absolutely need to coif them with my seed.
Dawson's Crease, or Dawson's Big Fuckable Cock? You decide.
Those of you who yearn to be drenched in Jamie Dornan's fifty shades of grey matter will be delighted to know that his dick outline makes a cameo in the new trailer for Fifty Shades Breed, I mean, Freed!
This bitch knows exactly what he's doing, and I'm loving every second of it!
I've never typed in "Hardcore Lycra" on xHamster before, but I'm thinking of throwing it into the mix after seeing reality television sensation Chad JOHNSON (really?) fiddle with his stick under his tight green bodysuit!
My very own d to the goddamn addy, Nyle DiMarco, is someone special indeed, and in a new Instagram picture, shows off his freakishly perfect body and hot visible penis head in some super tight white boxer briefs!
I'd still take it.
Gus Kenworthy and his boyfriend Matt Wilkas looked gayer than ripped guys in Speedos posing for pictures on Fire Island while spending the weekend on Fire Island. In Speedos. Posing for pictures!
I am going to masturbate to this picture.
Split me baby one more time.
I would. I would I would I would I would.
Do I sense 8 inches?! Rite ladies. See Miguel Ángel Silvestre's dripping bulge, as well as his previous full frontal nudity!
We now have the New New Testament. These hashtags. #ThisDickAhMakeBlaccChynaApologizeToRob
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