It’s a bonanza of shirtless celebs this week! From some glorious butt shots from stripper flick “Magic Mike” to all sorts of manflesh in the season premiere of “True Blood,” this week hits the jackpot! And, yes, there’s a gaggle of beautiful boy buttcheeks, too.
He did it before and he’s done it again. Last Thursday, Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears tweeted a photo of his ass. Gay Fleshbot’s official response is: “Gagagagagahummunahummunahummunahummunayoweeowee-BOOOOM!”
The release of images from “Magic Mike” has grown from drips to a steady flow. So many hot photos are popping onto our screens that we’re receiving lap dances via laptop. Today’s shirtless celebs include more Magic Mikes, plus a few other hotties we would love to see twirling round the stripper pole.
Spring has sprung, but the celebrities sure haven’t. Have the paparazzi gone on early vacation? Although it’s become harder the last few weeks to find the usual mouth-watering shots of famous people we usually score, a few have popped up in the flower bed. Including a couple surprises.
Mark Wahlberg is the only A-List Hollywood celeb in this week’s parade of famous manchest. The supporting characters we’ve rounded up may not yet routinely grace the pages of People, but their hot factor tops the charts with flying colors. If their credits on imdb.com are longer than our stiffening dick, we’re interested.
What is it about the stench of sweaty, filthy manmusk that turns us on so? The thought of peeling off a sweaty jock strap with our teeth after a long run or workout sets every hormone pumping at 8 cylinders. This week’s celebs are in the middle of their workouts, the natural scent of man oozing out of their pores. Come on, you kinky bitch, take a wiff.
The allure of seeing famous men naked never gets old. This week, we’ve got some scrumptious celebrities whose bare chests are like unwrapping a present and getting a glittering diamond cockring. From surfer boys to swimmers to sex puppies with pixilated man bits, we’re taken aback at the surprising sexiness of these shirtless studs.
Wow! We’ve all met guys who are undoubtedly cute, but then one day — Pow! — it’s like they’ve been reborn as the pinnacle of studliness. Or perhaps we’ve forgotten all about them, and when stumbling upon them again — Yowza! — we wonder how their sultry image ever flew out of our mind. From rockstars to Reality TV daredevils, here’s the men whose shirtless bodies are always welcome reminders of their unexpected beauty.
Although we’ve only got four guys this week, they bubble over with such sexual heat that someone better turn down the fire. Or just turn it up until the stove explodes in flames of passion. Even though we’ve featured many shirtless celebrities, it’s usually the thrill of just seeing someone famous semi-naked. This week’s dudes make us want to rip off the rest of their clothes and ravish them from head to toe. Our libido runneth over.
Sometimes there’s a guy that we find kind of attractive, but once you see what’s underneath all those clothes, they surprisingly become so insanely attractive nothing can quell the flames of our desire. This week’s shirtless celebrities are exactly that type. Yes, they’re cute, but when stripped down–Whoa! Mondo jack-off material! From a surprise basketball superstar to a 40-year-old who looks 20 years younger to a TV star who’s tantalizing in nothing but a thong, prepared to be amazed at the world a celebrity sexiness.
Ah, the bright outdoors. Sunshine, cool breezes, and lots of famous hunks walking around shirtless. The boys don’t even need to be outdoors to radiate the heat of the sun. This week, they’re also in locker rooms, gymnasiums, and on photoshoots for Entertainment Weekly. One tight muscle twink even breaks a sweat, he’s got so much heat. Slide on your shades to look directly at the shining fireball of celebrity sexiness.
Bend over, boys! “Inception” hunk Tom Hardy decided to pull down his pants with film director McG and take a paintball right on his asscheek. Honey, let us repeat: Tom Hardy. Pulling down his undies. Bending over. Presenting his butt crack. Which is about to be hit by a paintball bullet. Win win win win win!!!
It’s like these famous, fuckable he-men are stripping off their clothes just for us. With each of this week’s shirtless celebs, we’re picturing ourselves in a back room of a Montreal strip bar, as Chris Evans, Lee Pace and Channing Tatum all gyrate on our laps, allowing us to touch them wherever. None of this no hands bullshit. If it comes to the dream of naked celebrities, we’re major manhandling the merch.
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