But the balls might be red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach. Thanks to dickdoodles, classic phallus worship meets clever pop culture references. If you’re a dude who sees penis everywhere you go, like a Looney Tunes character on a deserted island hallucinating a turkey dinner, then dickdoodles are for you!
Looks like some sailors in the South Pacific were actually singing “There ain’t nothing like a dude!” At least in our minds. We’ve all seen those old school sailor tattoos of scantily clad dames who, with a few muscle flexes, look like they’re doing the hootchie-cootchie. Presenting the all-male version, which surely would have been fabulously popular if gays openly served in war’s yesteryears.
Do you ever play the computer game SIMS? Yeah, neither do we, but we might look into it if we knew you could make these fictional computer constructs suck and fuck each other in all sorts of crazy configurations.
We love the work of gay cartoon porn’s number one director Animan who brought us a sexy ’60s orgy and a dirty sex ed video. We just uncovered another clip of his that seems to be more of a pastiche. Rather than a full story, this starts with a boy
As Wonder Woman has often spouted in one of her secret drunken feminist tirades, “Gurl, why do I have to save lives dressed as the town slut while Batman and Superman and the boys get to stay dressed from head to toe? That chauvinistic shit ain’t fair.” Some brilliant minds have decided to right the wrongs with brilliant sketches of the most male superheroes all sexed up in the same style of flimsy threads reserved to whore up the gals.
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· Just in time for the summer Hollywood blockbuster season, here’s a collection of the cartoon world’s brawny action heroes—thus saving us the discomfort and embarassment of trying to jerk off to the new “Pirates Of The Caribbean” movie at our local multiplex. (zona-erogena.blogspot.com; more of J.C. Etheredge’s “Anti-Heroes” here)
· Derek and Vince at College Dudes 24/7 bring us back to those bright college years when, if we weren’t tailgating, guzzling beer from a kegger or cheating on our Econ 101 exams, we passed our time having hardcore anal sex in dorm rooms oddly devoid of furniture, posters or computers. Ah, those were the days … (queerclick.com)
· We’re a little late in telling you about this collection of sexy tan line photos, but we were too distracted trying to figure out which button to press in our Mystic Tanning Booth to give us flat abs and perfect bubble butts. It’s all a lighting trick, right? (cultofan.blogspot.com)
Anyone who reads alternative newspapers—or our Best of Craigslist feature—knows that personal ads are an endless source of entertainment: people everywhere will go to great lengths in their attempts to get laid, and they can create some of the most outlandish ploys imaginable in order…
