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Reading this article about rival rugby teams whose players pose naked for calendars reminded us of the Dieux du Stade calendar. Remember a few years back when you couldn’t click on a gay blog without seeing the black and white pictures of these hot naked French rugby players? We’ve barely heard a peep about it, and it’s almost time to deck your walls with twelve months of brand new naked men. Well, they’re still making the calendar—this year shot by Peter Lindberg—and the making-of DVD but, like Helen Mirren’s tits in “Calendar Girls,” enthusiasm seems to be sagging. Maybe it’s because they decided to cover up all the rugby balls with rugby balls and other such props. Check out one of their signature videos after their jump.

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Holy crap, you guys: it’s September … and we only have three more kittens to go before it’s 2009! We hate to bid adieu to our Krazy Kats calendar–it’s a tradition, you know–but we’re looking for something a little spicier for next year. And while we’re sure that every porn studio in the world will be sending us complimentary day planners and other sexy ways to keep track of time, we’re leaning hard toward the calendar put out by the East Coast male dance company DC Cowboys. Sure, it’s a little G-rated–but compared to those kittens we’ve been staring at since last January, it’s practically hardcore. They’ve also produced a slick behind-the-scenes video–and even better, 50% of the proceeds will go to the Paul Malerba Foundation for HIV/AIDS Services. Check the promo clip after the jump … and free to let us know how you plan to mark off your days next year.

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A British rowing club has taken a page from the Dieux Du Stade playbook and published a nude fundraising calendar to raise, uh, awareness of their organization.

As if Randy Blue didn’t cause enough distractions for us here at Fleshbot Central, here comes the official 2008 Randy Blue Calendar, featuring twelve whole months’ worth of distractions. If we manage to get less work done around here than usual next year, you’ll know why.

You might think you’ve seen this sort of thing already, but the fact is that although the models in the new “Naked For A Cause” nude rugby player calendar are indeed both naked and rugby-playing, this time they’re Australian, which makes everything totally different! And as the title indicates, they’re stripping down for a breast cancer charity—which means that even if you think you couldn’t possibly face another twelve months full of hot naked rugby players, there’s at least one good reason why you should try. If not at least twelve good reasons.

2008 is quickly approaching: Do you have a calendar yet? (Unlikely, we know.) If not, consider looking into this semi-nude one offered by male police officers in Spain. It brings new meaning to the words Officer Hot Cop.

If you’re already starting to get confused over all the new beefcake calendars crowding the shelves this time of year, your choice is about to get more difficult: the Eastern European studlets of Bel Ami want you to consider letting them help you arrange your schedule and appointments in 2008. (That is why people spend money on these things, right?) The new Boys of Bel Ami is lensed by San Francisco-based photographer Howard Roffman and is based on his popular coffee table book of the same name.

Good news for fans of Michael Biserta, the Staten Island firefighter whose Guidotastic good looks and amazing hose heated up the newest (and unfortunately last ever) FDNY calendar: he’s recently signed up with beefcake emporium On Display Men to produce a new twelve month pinup extravaganza which…

Talented WeHo-based photographer Adam Bouska takes pictures of a lot of pretty people, not all of whom are male or semi-naked. There are, however, several very pretty semi-naked men in Adam’s new 2008 “Exposed” calendar, which we guess is as good an introduction to his work as any.

It’s tough being David Beckham, what with coming to America in a star-studded media frenzy and then fizzling on the soccer field. not to mention being sidelined (again) due to (yet) another injury and his decision to help that English couple who … well, you know the rest.

Not only did a certain cover model’s massive hose and pre-firefighting career spring break escapades cause the FDNY to discontinue its annual beefcake calendar, he also managed to make everyone forget that there were twelve other hotties on its pages. So here’s to New York’s (other) bravest of 2008.

We already updated our original post with the news this weekend, but in case you hadn’t heard (or were thinking of joining the other 4,327 folks who sent us the links today), you should know that the 2008 FDNY beefcake calendar will be the last one ever due to a certain cover model’s…