Yes, yes, last week we showed you several still photos from the new butt-flashing trailer for “Magic Mike,” but the lecher over at Arch Noble has one-upped us. He created .gifs out of the best fleeting seconds from the trailer. Who needs pause or slo-mo, when you’ve got a neverending loop of Alex Pettyfer and Matt Bomer humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and humping and flashing ass and…
Mark Wahlberg is the only A-List Hollywood celeb in this week’s parade of famous manchest. The supporting characters we’ve rounded up may not yet routinely grace the pages of People, but their hot factor tops the charts with flying colors. If their credits on imdb.com are longer than our stiffening dick, we’re interested.
Go home, Cadbury Bunny! Your choco-yolky eggs and your rabbit bawk-bawk-bawking always freaked us out anywho. We’ve now got a more adult alternative for our Easter egg laying pleasure. This year, pornstar Skye Woods is loosening his rear ring muscle to lay Golden Eggs for us. Watch as he pops one right out!
Remember when getting your music video on MTV…
RJ Danvers has certainly come a long way since graduating high school two or three years ago. As you see in the above before-and-after shots, he’s lost but all of his baby fat, traded in the un-tucked Mervyn’s Orange County look for the much more “in” birthday suit on the right, and his skin pigment seems to have changed. Who would have ever thought that corn fed spring breaker would turn into such a hot piece of ass?
This just made us realize that it’s almost time…
Bible of all things nude, gay, beautiful, and dirty; BUTT Magazine, has recently expanded it’s website to include several new sections. Buttheads everywhere of varied size, girth, and stench can now purchase BUTT shirts with ease, browse through a gallery of party photos from the many now-infamous BUTT Beer Busts, and—in what is perhaps the greatest reflection of their esteemed printed matter—access the “pretty random” archive of front page images, often taken from the magazine itself, sent in by fans, or behind-the-scenes at steamy photo shoots.
Are you sick and tired of extreme penetration? Are those close-up porn angles making you forget which way is up? Are you tired of all these liberal queerdos abandoning your conservative gay sex values? Maybe it’s time to kick back with some classic bodybuilder pin-up photography, courtesy of specialty vintage blog V-M-P (Vintage Male Physique). Featuring classic B&W and technicolor photography by such pioneers as Champion, Vulcan, and Bruce of LA, V-M-P makes the perfect addition to any blogroll: breakfast, lunch, or dinner!
· If pictures of random shirtless hotties in Central Park don’t do anything for you, then a couple of shots of the very non-random Erik Rhodes walking around shirtless in Central Park probably won’t pique your interest either. Then again, maybe they will. (Flickr – thanks MP)
· DListed reports that Brad Pitt has requested an ass double for his next movie—as if the one we’ve all come to know and love wasn’t good enough already. (dlisted.com)
· Speaking of ass, GuyTV ponders the apparent disappearance of Jesse Metcalfe’s. We’re sure it’s there somewhere. (guytvblog.com)
· And speaking of more ass, someone at Butt magazine has a neighbor who has a very nice one. Any chance there’s a sublet available in that building? (buttmagazine.com)
