I'll take "Headlines I prayed I'd never write" for $500 Alex.
If we had the Grindr emoji symbols to choose from, I'd send an eggplant and then an anus holding up an SOS sign.
Yum! This guy loves taking dick, and he loves looking at us while doing it.
A mere three days ago we all creamed ourselves over nude pictures of the unfathomably gorgeous model Jhona Burjack. Well, now we have actual footage of the stupidly hot Brazilian in motion, and something tells me you won't be able to handle it!
We last got a look at the smoking hot model Karlo Martinez back in December, and the Gods of Peen heard your prayers because he's back and harrier than ever in a new and nude spread from Toh! Magazine.
Thank Gawd for the new Cinemax series Quarry, because its nude scene with the yummy Logan Marshall-Green helps the network inch(es) ever closer to regaining the title of Skinemax! Check out the actor's perfect dick right here.
How do I even describe perfection? This guy has a gorgeous face, cute hair, perfectly muscly bod, and a thick uncut cock that he blows a load out of. In addition to that Super Soaker, he's also sporting a seriously impeccable bush, which, as well all know too well, is becoming an endangered species!
The gorgeous Aussie shows off his perfect peen in the new drama, and we've the got entire clip right here!
Fine under: My type. Robert De Niro has always had swagger for days, but his cockiness was never so sexy as in the Bernardo Bertolucci flick 1900! See the full scene where the gorgeous guy goes full frontal gets a little gay with a young Gérard Depar-don't-mind-if-I-do!
This guy's facial expressions are so freaking adorable, and with that scruff, those luscious brown eyes, and that insanely thick head of hair, this is definitely a man to love!
This jumpy jacker explores every inch of his apartment, and his dick, before finally waxing the floor with his load. We've got a star in the making!
And tight bods. And asses. And balls.
Considering how neatly groomed your facial hair is, I'm surprised to see the conditions down below
The celebrity is surrounded by hot boys and uncut cocks while posing for AnOther Magazine.
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