What. Is. Even. Happening.
International photographer sensation Paul Freeman is the mastermind behind THOSE pics of dick-wetting Australian Brandy Martignago, but today we're here to check out another one of his Down Under muses, Karlose James! And let me just say, this guy is literally my husband. I know my husbands are piling up on here and you may think of me as somewhat of a hoarder, but I'm willing to do some serious paring down if it means James can join my Big Love-style celebrity fuck family! This is pretty much the manliest man man man around and is positively covered in delish fuzz that continues all the way to his intact pubes. There is a God! A pube God at that.
Or is he a cub? I can never tell, but I'm not about to not use that headline.
Oh Tyler Posey, you dirty boy!
Namely a huge throbbing ass-destroying uncut eggplant.
Well, now you have.
First off, get in the spirit of this post by listening to Land Down Under, because this really needs to be an immersive sensory experience. Picture it. You're in the Outback, koalas and spiders as far as the eye can see, when all of a sudden, you spot insanely gorgeous Australian model Brandy Martignago hanging out with his huge fat uncut cock and au naturale bush on full display! I'd cum on that land down under. Rite ladies!
That pretty much says what needs saying.
Sorry, it's just not your day.
I'll take "Headlines I prayed I'd never write" for $500 Alex.
If we had the Grindr emoji symbols to choose from, I'd send an eggplant and then an anus holding up an SOS sign.
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