Every homo goes to the beach and ogles the guys as they bulge in their swimwear. A few of us even snap quick surreptitious photos. However, it takes a truly brave motherfucker to film the hunks of the beach for extended period of time, zeroing in on the beauty of the crotch.
Click to viewSweaty men rolling around on top of…
If you’re having a hard time deciding between the two covers for the new ‘USA’ issue of French gay magazine TÊTU, you may want to check out the video of the shoot to see which wrestler has the better, er, form. (Of course you might just end up deciding that it’s a draw and that you need to pick up two copies … which we have a feeling was part of their marketing strategy all along.) Click thumbnail for video.
It’s that time of year, folks: time to squeeze in…
While some folks are just now discovering those (possibly enhanced) photos of Michael Phelps showing off the aerodynamic properties of the new Speedo LZR Racer at its launch event last February, we here at Fleshbot have always had a patriotic interest not only in the stunning verticality of his junk but in the way it competes for our attention with that Olympics ring-festooned pubic bone of his as well. (There’s a reason it was mentioned in the New York Times last week, you know.) See a couple more reasons why he’s making us proud to be American after the jump.
In case you haven’t consulted that sexy fireman/priest/dishwasher calendar lately, it’s July already, folks, which can mean only one thing: exuberant displays of half-naked nationalism! Canadian readers got their dose on Tuesday, the French get theirs the week after next—and we, like the Baby Bears that we are, are just right in the middle. (Brits, for reasons still unclear, got their special day back in June. Which seems a little antisocial to us. Just sayin’!) In preparation for our staff trip to the beach pool lawn sprinkler, we looked high and low for skimpy swimwear to express our true Inner American. And what do you know? There’s a heck of a lot of Old Glory-inspired beachwear out there than we ever would have imagined. (Or would ever wear ourselves, but that’s another story.)
The next time we need some incentive to go out for our morning run instead of staying in and enjoying our favorite breakfast of half a pound of bacon and two American Spirits, we will imagine that New Zealand sprinter Chris Donaldson is waiting for us to chase him around the reservoir for a couple…
We’re not sure exactly why the folks who compiled this list of sexy underwear campaigns decided that they were uncomfortably sexy. Then again, we realize that not everyone is as comfortable with thong-wearing pirates and half naked barely legal skateboard waifs as we are.
Since it’s been at least a couple of weeks since we last introduced you to a new underwear brand with an oh-so-cleverly spelled name, may we introduce you to the boys at TeamM8 and their sexily nationalistic line of skivvies? There, now you’re all caught up …
As if TMZ could further emphasize the lack of heterosexual male visitors among its demographic, they’re currently offering several newish galleries of celebrity bulge action, including a set with Ryan Berry showing off his best assets (mostly in underwear shots by photographer Adam Bouska) and…
Apparently, the advertising geniuses at swimwear and underthingie company IQONIQ are on a mission to help (presumably straight) guys lose the board shorts and get over their fear of ball-and ass-hugging micro briefs.
OK, so there really is plenty to laugh at in those International Male catalogues, but we still have to admit those bulging crotch closeups provided us with plenty of wank fodder during our formative years too.
Posh might have been calling him “Goldenballs” all this time for a reason, but we knew we weren’t the only ones who were wondering about David Beckham’s suspiciously large bulge in that new Armani underwear advert (or checking our own back catalog of pics to make a comparison); when contacted by…
Butch Swimwear debuts its newly revamped site to go along with its new 2008 spring and summer collection, just in time for holiday giving. (Or for staying inside looking at photos of ridiculously hot Brazilian swimwear models while everyone else is out going to holiday parties. The choice is yours!)
If we’ve learned anything here on Fleshbot over the years, it’s that people will get off to anything&mdask;and that includes fully clothed guys talking dirty in hot tubs. (Note that afted dirty talk, he strips down to his wet undies and reveals a nice-sized bulge.
And while we’re on the subject of celebrity bulges (not to mention the ongoing gayification of TMZ.com), let’s take a peek at yet another sighting of Justin Timberlake’s not-so-elusive trousersnake and a look back at celeb packages throughout the ages, or at least the past couple of years.
