Waiter, we’ll take a giant serving of today’s soup, please. Pour it all in a swimming pool, and once you add the South American seasoning, hand us our napkin — we’re ready to dive right in. No spoon needed. This pool is filled with Brazilian bouillon, splashing about. Lucky the cameraman who caught all the action.
Because you are dying to know. Although it could have been filmed anytime from last week to months ago, a new sex scene has been released starring Harry Louis, the pornstar amoroso of famed designer Marc Jacobs. When the Brazilian-loving fashion mogul puts his filthy rich ass in the air, here’s the hard pounding it gets.
Stop cockteasing us, Márcio and Marcos Patriota! You already filmed the steamiest softcore video of the year together. Must you relentlessly flaunt your hotness and strange/sexy attraction towards each other in our faces? Act on it, for the love of God! Give in to your desires.
The rumors from last year are true. Marc Jacob is, in fact, now dating Brazilian pornstar Harry Louis. The Latin-loving designer was spotted all over Brazil smooching his newest Triple X lover. Pornstars love Marc Jacobs (and his money)!
While our Brian O’Brien is on vacation in Brazil, he needs to immediately go on a hunt for the stunningly jaw-dropping hottie in this ah-maze-ing photoshoot. This paragon of testosterone is Niccolas de Lucca, who is celebrating la Manhã de Carnaval, or the morning of the Carnival. An empty room with a mattress never looked so much like party central.
Yes, we are in the middle of our first Brazilian vacation and we are happy to report that everything you have seen and heard about Brazilian boys is true: they are all effortlessly beautiful. To make you even more jealous of our time south of the equator, here is something else to make you jealous.
Sure, this is just a photoshoot with a bunch of random models, but it looks like a group of wacky, hunky, all male friends waiting to get into weekly hijinks. This bunch of Brazilians need to find a writer who’ll package up their beauty and pitch it to the networks. Prime beef is ready for prime time.
Only a dude with the hottest ass could pull off this wacky, sultry pair of, er, pants? Like most wilder fashions, they seem to serve little practical purpose, except to tease us with its clothed nudity. The only proper accessory for these stringed pants is a mouth to kiss the
The most tender romantic video we’ve seen today happens to be between (drumroll, please) twin brothers! After sifting through hours of porn for something that showed the erotic beauty of physical intimacy between two men, the best example we could find were between siblings who shared their mama’s egg.
So, you find yourself walking the streets of Rio…
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