Meet Alex Marte. 31-years-old. Italian.

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Are you sick and tired of extreme penetration? Are those close-up porn angles making you forget which way is up? Are you tired of all these liberal queerdos abandoning your conservative gay sex values? Maybe it’s time to kick back with some classic bodybuilder pin-up photography, courtesy of specialty vintage blog V-M-P (Vintage Male Physique). Featuring classic B&W and technicolor photography by such pioneers as Champion, Vulcan, and Bruce of LA, V-M-P makes the perfect addition to any blogroll: breakfast, lunch, or dinner!

If you’re tired of the current bumper crop of WASPishly named boy-next-door muscle gods, you may have to start looking a little further afield … like on YouTube, where user “Turkgey” has uploaded more than two hundred video clips featuring bodybuilders and other physical culture types flexing and posing. Many of them have Turkish, Cypriot, Russian and/or Romanian names attached to them, and a few of the clips are dubbed with enough thumping house music to make us pine for the old days of cruising swarthy looking personal trainers at Roxy and Sound Factory (minus some K-hole’d queen getting in our way and spoiling all our fun). Who knew that so much sexy exotica was just a few clips away from all those silly presidential debate question videos? Some of our faves—and where you can find even more—after the jump.