You know how you always go to the Home Depot and there are all these handsome mostly muscular beefy guys who work construction and you wish once, just once, you could see one naked? Wish granted!
To take a line from the old song, “We’d like a top with a slow hand. We’d like a lover who’s an easy fuck.” We’ve finally found him.
If the Xtube copy is to be believed, this twinky bottom is the top’s neighbor. He apparently came over for a cup of sugar and left with an ass full of lube instead. If a hot, beefy guy lived next to us, we’d be ringing his bell all the time too.
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Sure, it’s not the most eloquent moniker, but how else can we describe what this creative couple is doing, other than “fucking the crap out of a beefy top?”
This move is a bit like reverse cowgirl, but the bottom straddles one of the top’s legs while riding his dick and reaching for his ankles. We hear this is the preferred position of closeted Olympic sprinters and foot fetishists. After this, the muscle daddy bottom and his bodaciously-bottomed top go into more conventional positions like doggy and missionary, but they always seem to be having the same amount of fun. Well, we don’t know about you, but our favorite thing is always trying something new, even if it’s fastening our laces with a cock in the ass.
It’s not often that an amateur hottie makes everyone here at Team Fleshbot salivate en masse: we’re a pretty motley crew, so what gets one of us revved up often leaves his cubicle buddy soft and squishy. But Philiadelphia-based showoff Tyd2313 is a total rarity: when we stumbled across his latest vid, it was like a freakin’ wind tunnel in here from all the heads turning. Between his Gyllenhaal-ish mug, his McConaughey-esque beef, his Piven-like fuzz, and his Abercrombie style, he pretty much covers the waterfront. Wanna see him cover something else? Follow his Freedom Trail* after the jump.
We love a guy who’s willing to cross some boundaries, and amateur showoff Taylormain totally fits that bill. Sure, he might look like your average vanilla-flavored corn-fed linebacker, but he isn’t afraid to get a little kinky on cam. (OK, so maybe ass-fingering isn’t terribly “kinky” to some of you–but for most of the corn-fed linebackers we know, it’s about as outré as being peed on by a room full of grandmothers.) Despite the prostate fondling, Taylormain insists that he’s not gay, and that he “wont ever be with a MAN”–though he’s quick to add that that “doesnt [sic] mean i wont be with a TS”. Frankly, we don’t care how the guy likes his bread buttered, as long as we get to watch. See what we mean after the jump.
Attention, bear fanciers of the world: we are with you. We understand your whimpers of despair every time reruns of “Tool Time” with furball drillbit Richard Karn are interrupted by breaking news about the hot but hairless and chunk-free Michael Phelps. Sadly, given the general need for speed that the Olympics demand, finding fuzzy hotness hasn’t been easy to do in Beijing. But then we stumbled across the hunka-hunka shotput-tossing love that is American track and field champion Christian Cantwell, and … well if that’s what stumbling’s about, it deserves to be an Olympic sport all its own. Check our adoring gallery of the silver medal-winning Cantwell after the jump.