We want this man.
He is slim and hairy and has a beautiful face.
His name is Matthew Kirk.

Why, oh, why, with the current short shorts trend, can’t we see glimpses of nutsack like we do here? Trust us, with all the beefy leg we see walking around on the more stylish queens in Manhattan, we’re certainly looking!

Ladyfolk have historically complained about whistles from burly urban construction workers. Gay men, however, would probably love it…if only the workers were cute. A British company named “Buff Builders” provides handymen so sexy that you’d whistle right back.

When we’re lazing in our pool in The Pines, our first instinct is to grab onto the nearest inflatable floater and hang on. These two will do nicely. Photog Justin Monroe presents us with a whole set of sexy males who float more than our boat.

All you sci-fi queens, it’s time to take off on the rocket ship of sex. If ever you’ve fantasized about fucking on the space set of Kubrick’s “2001″ or get a woody thinking about getting homo in the world of “Barbarella,” then we’ve got a porn scene to satisfy your futuristic fetish.

Sloan craves two of each in this scene from Corbin Fisher that will have you seeing double. This black-haired slut can’t deal with one man at a time. He needs both Connor and Steve coming at him like jackhammmers at the same time, all the time!

Day-um! Although we encourage safe sex in real life, live out your raw fantasies via Corbin Fisher’s Great World Bareback Vaudeville & Gay Sex Music Hall! A cast of 9 studs — 9! — get freaky-deaky onstage in a never-ending series of butt-defying feats of sexual acrobatics! Honey, yes, we’re treating this like a Triple X Ringling Brothers.

Next time we order tapas, we’d like a serving of David Dirdam and Adrian Toledo. StagHomme.comand DominicFord.com, these two Spanish hunks export hot sex in glorious 3D. Waiter, we’d like a second plate.

If you click thru, you’ll see these balls turn into a pendulum swinging back and forth that will hypnotize your cock to full arousal. Plus, other fun gifs we’ve collected.

With the debonair name of Adam Von Rothfelder, you’d expect him to be a prince. He certainly looks it, with his perfect face. But then he strips naked, reveals a torso swathed in tattoos, and writhes around erotically on the floor boards. It ain’t exactly royal actions, but we’ll take it!

Waiter, we’ll take a giant serving of today’s soup, please. Pour it all in a swimming pool, and once you add the South American seasoning, hand us our napkin — we’re ready to dive right in. No spoon needed. This pool is filled with Brazilian bouillon, splashing about. Lucky the cameraman who caught all the action.

Even if he reeked of the local dump, we’d gladly shower with this bearded beefcake, who goes by the name “The Garbage Guy.” Whether he’s really a trash collector or not, this Colorado-based exhibitionist is all sorts of sweltering sexy. After a hard day of sweaty work, this steamy video of The GG cleaning up has in need of a long, cold shower.

We’re the type of queen who, whenever on vacation, shamelessly takes just as many photos of unsuspecting hot shirtless men as we do of the official tourist sights. When it comes to local attractions, we’re usually attracted to the locals. Of course, we’re not alone. Here’s a site we’ve stumbled upon where some leering gays post the oblivious he-man hotness they’ve caught of camera.

Life’s packed with tough choices! Before us lie two exquisite male buttholes. One is smooth and pretty and golden. The other is hairy and manly and olive. Only one can be yours, so choose wisely. Will you open the ass on the left, or the ass on the right?

Yesterday, we showed how Renaissance art was major jack off material. It looks like the masters have horny influence on today’s pornographers. Check out this beautifully staged all-male orgy. Is it real, or an oil on canvas?

When superheros like Spider-Man jump on buildings and railings catching villains, contorting their bodies in alluring ways, we wish we had X-Ray vision to peer right through those skintight outfits. Here’s a glimpse of what we’d see.

You read right. Sexkid pornstar Nicco Sky removes an article of clothing for each question answered during an interctive video survey about your sexual practices. Even if you say you’re an 18-year-old white WeHo transexual when you’re really a 35-year-old Native American woman, answer the questions and relish in the tease.

Well, boys and bois, it’s finally here: The official trailer to “Magic Mike”, a.k.a. “Showgirls” for gay men. Except, looks like the producers are trying to do anything they can to not cater to gay men. Take a look. What do you think?

It started out with this video of Benjamin Godfre shaving and showing ass crack. It ended up with us scouring the interwebs and finding a blog chock full of sultry studs partaking in the masculine art of shaving. C’mon, boys whip out your razor and fill your face with foamy white cream.

Clues: He’s been on Gay Fleshbot several times. He’s of ambiguous sexuality (‘though we guess gay as a Madonna fan quoting “Glee.”). He smokes pot. He isn’t in porn, but might as well be, considering his love of aroused full-frontals. He needs to show us his sweaty rosebud next. Any guesses?