Do Bears Blow in a Bed?
Of course. Now who wants a video of them shitting in the woods?
You wouldn’t think that two butch guys fucking in a bed would have anything to do with a Dr. Dre classic. You would be wrong.
When you hear of gay bears you think of big fat guys with beards and the tiniest outfits you ever imagined. God bears are hot. But even hotter is this guy who is fit, fine, just as hairy and…wearing a mask?
To take a line from the old song, “We’d like a top with a slow hand. We’d like a lover who’s an easy fuck.” We’ve finally found him.
Alaska, the home of “Deadliest Catch,” glaciers, and Sarah Palin. Oh, and bears. We’re not talking polar, grizzly, or brown. We’re talking gay. Gay bears fucking. In Alaska!
The great thing about bears is that it is so easy to make puns about Goldilocks and hair and shitting in the woods and all sorts of other things. Right now all those jokes elude me because these bears are so hot.
It’s still a couple months away, but our favorite Broadway presentation is near: Broadway Bares. It’s that joyous celebration of naughty nakedness to raise funds for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS. They recently had their sassy promotional photo shoot. Here’s the video.
While we venture to guess that on special occasions the big burly men known as bears get it on out of doors, most of the time it seems like they do their fucking in bed like everyone else. Let’s take a look. We don’t know whether or not these bears
Some say that the Mayans predicted 2012 was going to be the end of the world as we know it. We hope that’s not true for gym bunny Ken here. It is 2012 and he is looking good!
There are all sorts of things you see at porn that shouldn’t be attempted at home. The biggest of all of those is double penetration. Without the patience of porn stars, the vision of porn directors, and the stiffness of porn erection medication, it’s all nearly impossibly. Unless you’re these guys.
Say what you will about Grindr, the gay iPhone app that lets you find all the horny gay men in your immediate vicinity, it’s great for the traveler. When you’re a stranger in a strange land, there’s nothing like luring another stranger into your embrace.