Does it need to? Isn’t a big dick’s trick that, well, it’s just big? Anyway, it has a good one in store for you. It is so big that the twinky owner of this cock can suck it. Is that a trick? Well, the dick doesn’t do it, the guy
The most you’ll usually see Cody Cummings do…
There are people so rare—red heads, witty…
We’ve done stretches, yoga, backflips…
The Xtube user who calls himself Deafsexyboi22 evidently picked two of his distinguishing characteristics for his online handle. We still have to wonder, though: with all those distinguishing characteristics he’s got going in his favor, why did he stop at just two of them? Try and figure out some some of the other adjectives he could have used after the jump—though now that we think about it, typing “deafsexyhunghardflexibleandcumslikeafirehose22″ every time he wanted to upload a new clip might have been a bit cumbersome.
So what could possibly be better than having a dick ginormous enough to suck yourself? Having a cute friend with an equally ginormous dick to help suck it for you. Hey, with all those inches you’re bound to miss a couple on your own …
It’s been quite a while (ok, three months) since we caught up with what Fleshbot crush object Zack Randall is up to these days; fortunately, it looks like he’s still up to the same old tricks. And maybe even learning a few new ones, for that matter.
We wish we could start out every morning with some hot autofellatio action ourselves, but the sad truth is that we’re not as limber as we’re used to be and it simply isn’t worth contorting ourselves just to show up for work with a nasty cramp in our neck.
· As Aussielicious points out, the making-of-the-beefcake-calendar video is becoming almost as important as the calendar itself when it comes to promotion these days. Of course, watching those models get slathered down with oil in real time doesn’t hurt things either as far as we’re concerned. (aussielicious.blogspot.com)
· Francois Sagat might be getting all the attention in DNA this month, but we think that coverboy Cameron Byrnes is decidedly worthy of closer examination too. Good thing he makes up for his lack of scalp tattoo with some … er, other attributes. (menbox.blogspot.com)
· We learned this week that Romanian bodybuilders are sexy even when accompanied by a soundtrack featuring the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha”. Who knew? (findingboys.blogspot.com)
· Meet Jin and Sonny, further proof that heterosexuals of a certain stripe totally beat the gays hands down when it comes to that whole homoerotic horseplay thing. (mostproper.blogspot.com)
Although we’ve been going ga-ga over Ricky Martinez around these parts for the last couple of years, we realized over the weekend that we never got around to giving you a proper introduction to the range of his talents. So let’s rectify that, shall we? You may have already seen the model-slash-occasional escort and his ten inches of self-fellating fun in productions like COLT’s “BuckleRoos” and Mustang’s “Rammer”. But you can also catch Ricky keeping it real at Big City Video, a Harlem-based production outfit that boasts a loyal following among porn fans who prefer their Latino flavor more South Bronx than South Beach. While Ricky calls Las Vegas home, he’s headed back East to work with Big City in such aamusingly-titled features as “Anaconda”, the 4-pack “Ricky’s Desires”, and (our favorite) “Dick Of Death”. Once you get past the heavy-on-the-house music video previews, you can see what keeps Ricky at the top of our crush list—and head over to his own website for more fantasy fodder. (Cost of booking him for an hour to witness his selfsuck talents firsthand? $400. The memories you’ll jerk off to for the rest of your life afterwards? Priceless.)-RM
· “Anaconda”, “Anaconda Bites Back”, “Ricky’s Desires” and “Dick of Death” (trailers and ordering @ bigcitypeeps.com)
· Welcome to the World of Mr. Anaconda (official site; gallery, trailers and striptease! video @ rickymartinez.com)
Sure, pill-popping jailbird Joe Francis may be a douchebag and all, but honestly: haven’t we all gone wild at least once in our lives? In this week’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the boyblog scene we celebrate the wild. And if things like hot French boys in expensive sportswear, naked hugs, San Juan circuit boys, and wacky autofellatio action don’t say “wild”, we don’t know what does.
Let your freak flag fly with this week’s Boyblog Booty Call after the jump. -VH/JD
