What did you do this Memorial Day? You probably did a barbecue, maybe a trip to the beach, maybe some time on the couch watching “America’s Next Top Model” repeats. Well, on Memorial Day some soldiers were risking their lives masturbating!
This weekend, America celebrates Memorial Day, where we salute all our men and women in uniform. If you’re a gay male, however, you’re celebrating our nation’s first Memorial Day since the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. If you’re gay male in New York City, you’re celebrating openly gay sailors taking over the isle of Manhattan for that days-long holiday of military fantasy: Fleet Week.
Now that “don’t ask, don’t tell” is going to be…
We’ve spent enough time asking and telling with servicemembers to know a few things: Army boys are closet cases, Navy guys are screaming queens, and Marines all love to take it in the ass.
This is by no means a scientific poll, but it’s true. Look no further than this video, where a macho top finally gets his turn to ream the shit out of one of the few and the proud (and by proud, we don’t mean out and proud, but they might as well be waving around rainbow flags at their regimen). Sure, all the armed forces look the same without their uniforms and when the lives are off, but only a Marine would want to be punished by a huge dick and moan to get fucked harder. Just ask Rod Barry. He has the used asshole and Semper Fi tattoo to prove this is right!
