Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your pit hair, so that I may climb thy golden stair! Twenty-three-year-old sassy starlet Cameron Dallas has a proud history of flaunting his stage four pit hair, and it looks like that tradition is carrying on in the New Year with this hot new pic!
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Ezra Ezra read all about it! Rite ladies. Rite. If hottie with a bottie Ezra Miller didn't do anything for you when he stripped down in The Stanford Prison Experiment (2015), or when he was pure Mennonite wizard fantasy in Fantastic Beasts, then hopefully this super sexy shirtless shoot from Interview Magazine will do the trick! Miller appears as a gay 80's bullfighter, and in addition to giving the kind of face that makes me look at my face and weep, for who could learn to love... a beast, Ezra strips off his shirt to show off his ripped bod, perfect hairy chest and, of course, pits! If there was ever a time before stars shoved their pits in our faces twenty-four seven, I shudder to think of it.
The business of show can include many a plot twist for sexy ingénues, and nobody knows that better than insanely delish model Richard Deiss! The true stunner wasn't always the international modeling sensation that he is today, and apparently at some point, decided to strip down and blow his load on his stomach in front of the cameras. For art? Definitely. Jizz is nature's paint. The dick, but a brush!
Cameron Dallas certainly doesn't beat around the bush (probably because he doesn't really have one) when it comes to armpit hair in a new Instagram post in which he flashes pretty much all the twinky pit hair you could hope for! While we here at Fleshbot Gay know that pit hair is sewww hot right now - to the point that seeing our computer screens through the Nick Jonas pit hair forest can be challenging at times - Dallas is the first one of our sexy B-list celebs to come out and admit that audiences want one thing and one thing only: To fuck the brains out of pit hair! Or something like that.
Brooklyn Beckham is making headlines for all the wrong reasons - unless you're an Indiana gun trafficker - for a new photo shoot depicting the eighteen-year-old wielding a pistol while murdering the pit hair game. Nothing about media coverage in America in places such as, oh IDK, my current home of Chicago, suggests that guns are the appropriately edgy photo shoot accouterment they once were.
A River runs through it. And also down my leg. These 18 pictures of the gorgeous River Viiperi are what you need right now.
Cole Sprouse has officially turned on the sprinkler system in the pants of most Americans, and he continues his domination of sex appeal in a hawt spread for Wonderland Magazine.
Hello again, Gregg Sulkin's hairy bod. It's been too long, but it was well worth the wait!
All the very best parts of the stunning Nick Jonas are on full display in his smoking hot photo shoot for Men's Fitness! That six pack... damn.
Joe Jonas busted out his "Body Moves" music video with his band DNCE, and he's actually hot in it, and he flat out hijacks little bro Nick Jonas' armpit hair move, and it's a day up in here. Check out his semi erection and hear what he has to say about his dick size and man crushes. Slow claps Joe, slow claps!
Visible penis head? Check. Something equally crucial? No check.
Ex One Direction member Zayn Malik is on the cover of the new issue of Paper Magazine, where we learn that he is "SEXY." What isn't "SEXY" is the fact that in the spread, Malik delivers some jankety off-brand pit action ripped straight from Nick Jonas! Alert the gay police! Thankfully he's more fuckable than ever in the steamy SPREAD!
I can't believe it, but I can. After Nick Jonas' armpit hair stole the show in Out Magazine, it's back and more fashionable than ever for the new issue of Entertainment Weekly!
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