That thing doesn't look to be functional any longer
Looked for a minute like you had a safety pin poking through the head of your cock
And when you're done drying off, clean your fucking mirror!
...a joint tucked behind the ear and an angle that makes it look like you're sitting in the urinal
Translation: Clean your mirror, hunk!
Like, how do we verify that this is a real cock? I don't believe it's real until I see some skin around it.
There's a different set of muscles you should concentrate on flexing first
Seriously, I cross my legs when I see a Prince Albert. It makes me hurt in my places.
Seeing as how well positioned that dude makes his name on your underwear
Make sure you hit the car wash when you're done, jesus!
There's some major photoshop going on where his sack should be, but what in god's name is that he photoshopped in?
Today's amateur stud is working with one of the fluffiest, juiciest, meatiest, pinkiest, and fuckableiest cocks we've seen all year, and he definitely knows it.
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