Guys with iPhones: It Might Be Time to Invest in a New Towel Screen shot 2017 01 20 at 7 56 00 am 33ac64c3 featured

That thing doesn't look to be functional any longer

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Guys with iPhones: Unfortunate Lighter Placement Screen shot 2017 01 19 at 9 21 17 am 1ed92f5b featured

Looked for a minute like you had a safety pin poking through the head of your cock

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Guys with iPhones: Need a Towel? Screen shot 2017 01 18 at 8.12.13 am featured

And when you're done drying off, clean your fucking mirror!

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Guys with iPhones: Nothing Sexier Than... Screen shot 2017 01 17 at 7.58.21 am featured

...a joint tucked behind the ear and an angle that makes it look like you're sitting in the urinal

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Guys with iPhones: Luscious Locks Take Only You So Far in This World Screen shot 2017 01 13 at 7.43.46 am featured

Translation: Clean your mirror, hunk!

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Guys with iPhones: What's the Dick Pic Equivalent of "Pics or it Didn't Happen" Screen shot 2017 01 12 at 7.23.48 am featured

Like, how do we verify that this is a real cock? I don't believe it's real until I see some skin around it.

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Guys with iPhones: 'Sup Flex? Screen shot 2017 01 10 at 8.15.06 am featured

There's a different set of muscles you should concentrate on flexing first

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Guys with iPhones: Owee Wowee Screen shot 2017 01 09 at 7.47.49 am featured

Seriously, I cross my legs when I see a Prince Albert. It makes me hurt in my places.

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Guys with iPhones: Might as Well be a Calvin Klein Ad Screen shot 2017 01 06 at 7.23.37 am featured

Seeing as how well positioned that dude makes his name on your underwear

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Guys with iPhones: A Winning Smile Screen shot 2017 01 05 at 8.36.47 am featured

Man, I'll bet you took the best school pictures

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Guys with iPhones: Very Impressive... Screen shot 2017 01 04 at 7.40.26 am featured

...shoe collection ;-)

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Guys with iPhones: Are You in Line for Gas? Screen shot 2017 01 03 at 7.36.09 am featured

Make sure you hit the car wash when you're done, jesus!

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Guys with iPhones: What the Actual Fuck? Screen shot 2016 12 30 at 7.56.24 am featured

There's some major photoshop going on where his sack should be, but what in god's name is that he photoshopped in?

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"Hung. Now What?" Gorgeous Fat Cock and Big Balls Ahead Screen shot 2016 12 29 at 11.47.47 am featured

Today's amateur stud is working with one of the fluffiest, juiciest, meatiest, pinkiest, and fuckableiest cocks we've seen all year, and he definitely knows it.

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Guys with iPhones: Need a Hand There? Screen shot 2016 12 29 at 7.31.24 am featured

I've got at least two to spare

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