So, is it hot enough for you? That wasn't just innuendo: we're seriously wondering if it's hot enough for you. Because we've reached our limit, people. Summer has officially become life-threatening. You know, like in that movie "Sunshine", where if the sun actually touches you, you die? So. Not. Kidding.
Unfortunately, between the student loan payments and those pesky shackles attached to our workstations, we don't think we're going to be able to get away for a real holiday. But that's what the interweb is for! Like those things called "books" used to do for previous generations, the web lets us take a vacation without ever leaving our hard metal folding chair. And let's face it: virtual sex tourism is way less costly and less morally sticky than the real thing. After the jump, join us for a few of the stops on our globetrotting itinerary. If you were Sandy Olsson, which of these Danny Zukos would you hit?
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