We’d never heard of this Latin piece of beef either but apparently he’s popular enough to have his own website and dedicated fan base. He recently went to Asia where he made this free movie he put on XTube where he savages the poor boys ass on the kitchen counter. There’s something lovingly budget about the whole production, where you see the camera men in the crowded kitchen and the lens is shaking from the power banging going on. Well, that’s really all we can tell you about Charly, other than that he’s hot, muscle-bound and has a hot ass. His site is in Spanish so we have no clue what his deal is. Good thing he speaks the international language of sex appeal.

·Charly Diaz en Asia (xtube.com)

The horny mofos over at AustinZane.com continue to make our jaw drop and our dicks rise. A nifty bit of erotic fluff called “Zane’s Wet Dream” will ensure any man who watches will experience their own deep sleep spooge. In the scene, as Zane slumbers, he dreams up a wacky hide-and-seek game with Austin in a heavenly world of flowing white sheets and lots of camera tricks. Sex is one big ol’ playground for these two, and, boy oh boy, how we’d love to be invited over to play.

We’ve covered AustinZane’s scenes innumerable times, but like true love, each time is the first time. This fuck session is like the hot sun burning away the rain clouds. If it isn’t the hot view of Austin reaching around to jerk Zane’s rock hard woody, it’s the sight of Austin jackhammering away at Zane’s rosebud with the hypnotic mega-speed of a True Blood vamp. The cum spontaneously bursts out of Zane, who probably wishes he’d never wake up.

If tonight you rolling around and can’t sleep, don’t take a Sominex. Got to AustinZane, jack off to AustinZane. You’ll travel back to being a teenager and have nice wet dreams, indeed.

· Zane’s Wet Dream (austinzane.com)

Whoa whoa whoa! So, this redheaded cutie thought he could slip away from us. Nuttin doing. We’ve nabbed him, and we’re going to share his marvelous hotness with you. He’s Conner Chesney, and he’s one for our Ginger Scrapbook.

Brawny Austin Wilde is the first to take a taste in a scene alluringly called Ginger Snaps. Is that how Conner’s ass tastes? While fucking him, does Austin snap him in two? Conner is a bona fide redheaded treat: snow white skin, paler nipples, and front and back curtains that match the drapes. This ginger gets a hundred snaps up.

By the way, have you ever noticed that Ginger boys have a certain…er…scent? It’s pleasingly fresh, like grass after the rain, or a brook as it trips and falls over stones on its way. Every redhead we’ve been with (and there have been many) kick awake our dormant synesthesia. Are scented sex pheromones based on hair color genetic?

· Ginger Snaps (austinwilde.com)

Of all the dick that you could pick,
Tell us, quick!, your favorite prick.

· Guys With iPhones (guyswithiphones.com)

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Yes, with tattoos. Yes, it’s a nice fuck to watch as the bottom bobs on his target, but it’s made all the more enticing thanks to the nice work he’s had done on his back. Now that makes all the difference. Now if only we could get these two cuties to turn around and face the camera, or at least give us a side angle next time. That would be even better!

·Riding a Dick (xtube.com)

With his latest promo video, Andrew Christian steps inevitably closer to making full-fledged porn. The Underwear Designer for the Modern Homosexual hired pornstar Rod Daily to spread his ass and show his shaft for the brand. It’s now a slippery slope until he hires some hotties to butt fuck in the name of briefs.

Not that we’re complaining. After AC’s erotically charged car wash, followed by a full frontal locker room, we’ve long predicted that a porn is on the horizon. Looking into our crystal balls we see another full frontal video…then…look! A video with an erection. After that…let me look farther into the future…. We see two men kissing and grinding their bulges together… then handjobs… all within a military boot camp setting…or is it at an all-male wedding reception? Our crystal balls are getting hazy…

Anyway, Rod Daily looks impossibly pretty in this video, like an oiled up silicone mannequin. We want to poke his face to see if it’s even real. In the meantime, we’re gonna go buy some multi-colored tres gay undies.

· Uncensored: Rod Daily Behind the Scenes (andrewchristian.com)
· Rod Daily’s Official Site (roddaily.com)

This single gif of Maxwell from Sean Cody is the most exquisite image our oversexed eyes have seen today, this month, this year, ever? With a perfect view up those spread ass cheeks, just the balls swing, back and forth, back and forth, like a pendulum hypnotizing us to get hornier and hornier. And…

…And….well…

……So, we…

…er…

Sorry!

This is one of many visual gifts to be found on the splendid site ArchNoble.com, which features a glamorous main street parade of decadent male flesh. The site’s most awesome feature is a cornucopia of mesmerizing .gifs taken from all your favorite porn sites. Here’s a sample of our recent faves.

Good to the last drop. (Chaz Riley at Chaosmen)

The eternal load. (Jordan and Troy at Sean Cody)

How he gets his Colgate smile. (Jake Andrews, Marcel Cruz and Sean Zevran at Randy Blue)

He’ll never take another breath. (William and Curtis at Sean Cody)

· Arch Noble (archnoble.com)

The GOP loves to screw gay people. Now, we can get literally fucked by each 2012 Republican Presidential candidate with a new set of butt plugs, called “Grand Old Party.” If the mega thick “Romney” enters the backdoor of your White House (gah!), could you take him?

Based on Gallup Pool statistics, the butt plugs’ length is determined on how long the candidate has been running; the thickness is determined by the approval rating. Thus, The Bachmann is for butt play beginners, while The Romney is for hardcore, anal penetration champs. You can also get fucked by Perry, Paul, and Gingrich, or create your own santorum with The Santorum. In fact, Dan Savage, who coined the definition for the latter, brought these ingenious plugs to our attention via his Twitter.

It’s like dildo molds of pornstar cocks, but all full of political satire! If you had to chose, which candidate would you vote to shove up your ass?

· Grand Old Party (mepler.com)

Yes, he’s sitting there typing on the computer, smoking a cigarette, checking his email, probably setting up a Facebook invite for a gang bang. Everything other than touching himself in the no-no place. But when he finally gets his fist on his pole, it is surely something wonderful to watch. And after he wipes up his cumshot he’s not done either. Then it’s time to make a phone call. Is there nothing this boy doesn’t do naked?

·19yo NYC Boy Jerk Off (xtube.com)

Our new friend DWNTHK here may not swing a hammer, but he is certainly hammering on his cock. He looks just like one of those blue collar boys, with a handsome face, a bit of muscles, and a few years of experience to make him look fantastic. The he likes to finger and show off his butthole just makes it even better. Apparently he went to the hardward store to pick up some screws and nails, and we’d be happy to give him both.

·Guy #007 (xtube.com)

Apparently Arabian style is getting a guy with a blurry face to fuck you in four or five different positions while a camera on the bed films the both of you and he films you with his iPhone. Then the two are combined together to make a really great amateur fuck flick. Oh, and Arabian style ends with a hot oral cumshot. We don’t know about you, but we can’t wait to give this one a try.

·Next Arabian Style (xtube.com)

In all the criminal files we’ve read (which ain’t a lot) we’ve never seen this bold new category of criminal behavior: the red on red sex crime. Usually, it’s blond on red, or red on brunette, or some other combo. But when two groups gang up on each other, that’s some pretty hot action in the land of Triple X.

Ginger James Jamesson is bound and gagged with Lacrosse equipment, because, er…. he’s from a prep school? Ginger Alex Summers enters and mouth rapes Jamesson’s stiffening cock. Call the cops! File a report! Notify the press! The incidents of Red on Red crime in the world have now shot up 100%, and something must be done to encourage it, to fan it, to make it a full on global crisis.

In the oral only vid, Jamesson writhes in pleasure, appearing to be genuinely into Alex’s b.j., rather than just faking it. Alex has got some killer techniques, making this video a primer on keeping your man hard, happy and moaning. If it were a crime to fully service a hogtied Jamesson, book us for life.

· Alex Summers & James Jamesson (boundjocks.com)

Is Fleshbot Crush Object Benjamin Godfre going to start releasing jack-off videos? Over the weekend, the popular and often full-frontal male model released a teaser clip called “Lifeguard.” It starts out with Benjamin posing around a beach as if he’s recreating “Baywatch,” and ends with him feverishly beating the cum out of his engorged cock. Please, sir, may we have some more?

Even though the hunk has previously filmed a very amatuer jack-off video, this latest release ups the production level. It’s also an interesting step for a guy who has adamantly stated he’d never do porn. It’s just a quick, hefty paycheck from the wank vid to the blowjob-from-a-guy-vid to full on fucking. We’re patient, oh yes we are!

TAccording to Benjamin’s official site, the full video will be available soon in his members only section, dubbed the Inner Sanctum. We’ve tried several times to enroll and we’ve never gotten a response. Maybe one of you lucky readers can break through and see the full-fledged XXX clip!

· Lifeguard Teaser Clip (xtube.com)

It’s official. The beloved and kinky Peters Twins have “retired” from porn. That’s according to a press release that Bel Ami sent out this morning. But something’s rotten in the state of Bel Ami, since this conflicts with previously released news.

It February, Bel Ami’s owner, George Duroy, said, “Their contract expired, we still have several unreleased scenes with them…. I am not in habit to renew contracts with models who breach them.” Snap!

That’s a touch harsher than the cherry pies and rainbows of the official press release:

BelAmi’s Peters Twins are without doubt a porn phenomena. They are still young guys and feel it’s time to focus 100% on their studies and their future outside of the adult world… A move BelAmi has always been supportive of and one that they have helped facilitate.”

“Helped facilitate” by bitchily not renewing contracts. Don’t weep tears of mourning yet, darling readers — four more scenes with Elijah and Milo Peters have yet to be released, including a grand finale with only the two of them! We would wish the twins good luck on their “studies and their future outside of the adult world,” buuuuuuut we’ve a sinking premonition that they’ll, ahem, unretire. The duo have achieved near-legend status, almost on par with Ryan Idol and Rex Chandler. They will be remembered and discussed for years to come. They have created a brand that can live well beyond their three year career.

Oh, yes, you can bet they’ll be popping up again soon.

· The Peters Twins (belamionline.com)