From Pee to Pants: Zac Efron Models Denim
Remember when we told you late last week that Nicole Kidman was peeing on Zac Efron? It looks like the 24-year-old sex symbol cleaned up quick, because he made a special trip to Brazil this week to announce his new partnership with John John Denim. Only a demigod could crawl out from underneath Nicole Kidman’s dripping vajeen and still be desirable—these jeans better be super-absorbent for the next time Zaquisha gets a hardon for piss play. [Editors note: No, we're never getting over Zac Efron's golden shower. We're going to talk about it every day for the rest of our lives.]
