We can’t speak for everyone, of course, but we’re a little exhausted with Americans after yesterday’s festivities. All the talk of independence left us thinking about that country we were independent from. Like a once-rebellious teen looking home again later in life, we realize we rather like England. Or, at

It’s July 5, and you’re probably all full of American pride as you wipe off the fireworks dust. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but we think that Brazilians might be the best on the planet, at least when it comes to jerking off online.