Why, oh, why, with the current short shorts trend, can’t we see glimpses of nutsack like we do here? Trust us, with all the beefy leg we see walking around on the more stylish queens in Manhattan, we’re certainly looking!

It doesn’t ever get old to us, but so few of our tricks wanna play doctor. That silly childhood game of “Let’s Pretend” simply doesn’t translate as well to two grown men manhandling each other after getting home from a late night of drunken bar hopping. Thank god we’ve got Conner Maguire and Adam Hardy to remind us how fun it can be.

As thermometers start rising, the shirts of famous men start coming off. Here’s a peek into what what we’ll see once the floodgates have opened up for the rest of Summer 2012/

Everyone says about modern art, “Oh, my dog could do better than this,” but we’d really like to see your dog put on a mask and an outfit not only put on a mask and an outfit and climb up a tree and jerk off.