The title of this little film is called “Fucking Twin.” Well, then why are there only two guys in this and none of them look like the identical brothers Peters.

If you’ve got a thing for pure British beefcake, pop the champagne, Paddy (Patrick) O’Brian has signed on as exclusive with both Falcon Studios and Raging Stallion. Double your pleasure! Before, if we wanted to jack-off to Paddy, we had to visit British sites in the outfields of gay porn. Now, we’ll get lots of hairy, sweaty, uncut muscle action right in the big leagues.

Johan Wiland–goalie for Sweden’s soccer team–pulled down his skimpy shorts and gave up his pretty pale ass as target practice for his teammates. If it were our balls, we’d squarely get inside the goal.

If brought to trial for loving smut,
It’s clear our case is Open-Shut.
Guys with iPhones help us bust a nut,
No “ifs” or “ands,” but lots of butt.