Usually when you watch porn everyone is so into the activity at hand that they forget to mug for the camera. Not this bottom, who is doing his best to get your attention. It’s like Vanity Smurf, except way hotter.

We’ve heard of boxers hanging onto the ropes, but not quite like this! This scene from JocksStudios.com doesn’t look like it’d be very comfortable for Evan Mercy and Jimmy Fanz, but it’s sure a knockout for us.

You’ve certainly heard that tween heartthrob Robert Pattinson is starring in “Bel Ami.” Yes, our hearts stopped, too. But, it’s a Hollywood film based on the Guy de Maupassant novel, totally unrelated to our favorite Eastern European porn studio. Or is it….?

Let’s learn a muscle-building lesson from CutlerX here: When there aren’t any weights around and we’re in the mood for a workout, grab the nearest white twink instead.

You’d think that a hot, young, long-haired boy with a beautifully carved chest and nipples that you want to put in your mouth and roll around like grapes jerking off in a car in public would be enough. Do you know what’s even hotter?