In annals of advertising insanity comes this British commercial for Richmond Ham. In it, a bearded, buck-naked, British bloke sings about the natural ingredients of the ham while strolling though a hippie-dippy countryside full of pastoral nudists. Cut out the lady folk, and we’ve found our “Sound of Music” mountaintop paradise.

When we’re lazing in our pool in The Pines, our first instinct is to grab onto the nearest inflatable floater and hang on. These two will do nicely. Photog Justin Monroe presents us with a whole set of sexy males who float more than our boat.

Looking at the bulging biceps of the men in this week’s Shirtless Celebrity Roundup, we think of the wolves in the classic Warner Bros cartoons. When they spot a sexpot, jaws drop, tongues roll out across the floor, and they howl to the moon in heated passion. This week’s famous men do all the same for us. (It helps professional wolf Joe Manganiello’s among ‘em.)

You ever go to a gay bar and see one of those impossibly hot couples and you think, “Man, I don’t want to touch, I just want to go home with those guys and watch them have sex.” Finally, we get that shot thanks to the internet.