If Benjamin Godfre’s three-ring act pitched a tent in our town, it’s guaranteed we would have run off to join the circus. We already know our act: We’ll be the Serpent Woman. We’ve already picked out our snake.
Have you heard?! Can you believe it?! The gay blogosphere is starting to whip itself up into a frenzy for the return of megahunk Dean Flynn. He hasn’t filmed a sex scene in two long years and how did gay porn survive without him?!?!?!
Hold the phone! It’s coming true!
Guys with iPhones called for you!
You always knew just you’d do.
And if you didn’t, here’s a clue…