We are not really morning people. No, the only thing we want to do first thing in the morning is roll over and go back to sleep. But maybe if we had a huge, hard cock to roll onto?

Fabio Fognini may be Italy’s No. 2 professional tennis player, but his bubble ass is No. 1.
While “The Fog” was casually changing in the locker room during this year’s French Open, fellow pro and hottie extraordinaire Rafael Nadal patted his ass, thereby dropping Fabio’s towel. And the world got a glimpse of gorgeous Italian buttocks.

Whether or not “Olaf” is really of Scandinavian descent is anyone’s guess. His accent and attitude is purely American, regardless of his Northern Euro choice of name and looks. All we really care about is all that natural blond hair. He’s smooth, but where there’s hair, it’s like amber waves of Scandinavian grain.

All you sci-fi queens, it’s time to take off on the rocket ship of sex. If ever you’ve fantasized about fucking on the space set of Kubrick’s “2001″ or get a woody thinking about getting homo in the world of “Barbarella,” then we’ve got a porn scene to satisfy your futuristic fetish.

What to you have to lose. Not only will he bring his own hat and do wonders for that crappy chair you have in your living room, he has another hidden talent too.