You know Ashton Kutcher is bringing his old show back to MTV where stars embarrass themselves thanks to hidden camera tricks. Boring! We have something a lot more exciting. Studs caught fucking on hidden camera.

Our eyes got misty while watching muscle hunk Robert van Damme fuck skinny twink Tyler Sweet. Are the years of body segregation finally over? Do we now live in an integrated porn Utopia where cubby bear fucks college jock? Where Asian bodybuilder pounds Latin twink? Where showtune singing nelly queen screws football quarter back?

We beg your forgiveness. In past seasons, we breathlessly followed the oodles of naked manflesh on Starz’s “Spartacus.” This year, we’ve been completely negligent because heard there wasn’t as much ass and cock as in seasons past. Well, send us to the lions! Here’s a clip from a recent episode that’s a triumphant parade of gladiator cock.

He did it before and he’s done it again. Last Thursday, Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears tweeted a photo of his ass. Gay Fleshbot’s official response is: “Gagagagagahummunahummunahummunahummunayoweeowee-BOOOOM!”

Ever have one of those nights where you’re restless and don’t know how you’re going to get your mind to slow down so you can go to bed? What’s the cure for that awful insomnia? Jerking off, of course.