Ever thought about making an amateur sex tape for the internet? Well, let these boys show you how. It’s easy and hot.

Why didn’t we think of this before? Twink Xavier definitely is a master of multi-tasking as he plows Damien’s young hole while simultaneously giving his back muscles a deep tissue massage. Do you think this service is on the menu at Bliss?

In the latest episode of “Gay Porn Stars on Reality TV,” Sean Cody’s Asian adonis, Dale, arabesqued his way onto prime time as a contestant on popular Fox TV show “So You Think You Can Dance.” Judging from the photos, we know he can.

Let’s see…what new way can the role of Hamlet be interpreted that hasn’t been done a zillion times before? (Snapping fingers.) Wait! We know! Make him totally nude for the entire play! (Pause.) Drat. Cutie-pie French actor Robin Causse has already done it!

What did you do this Memorial Day? You probably did a barbecue, maybe a trip to the beach, maybe some time on the couch watching “America’s Next Top Model” repeats. Well, on Memorial Day some soldiers were risking their lives masturbating!