XTube is full of couples who make one lousy sex tape and then put the camcorder away and never take it back up again. Not these guys. No, this is their third effort and they are practically pros.

Andrew Christian’s Merry Band of Roving Nudists and Underwear Models have now taken over an artist’s studio. Of course there’s a nude model. Of course, the painters need to inspect the model. Of course, it turns into yet another of the underwear designer’s music video orgies.

If you’re looking for head-turning art to hang in your newly redecorated palazzo, take in the paintings of Claudio Bindella. The handsome Italian loves creating what he calls “impossible” works of art, which must mean epic images of naked men frolicking. Each of his homoerotic treasures would surely titillate the most discerning of collectors.

Next time we order tapas, we’d like a serving of David Dirdam and Adrian Toledo. StagHomme.comand DominicFord.com, these two Spanish hunks export hot sex in glorious 3D. Waiter, we’d like a second plate.

How many times have you been sitting at home about to wank your weasel and thought, “Man, I really wish my best friend who is just as hot as I am were here to help me.” All the time, of course!