These two not only engage in one position or two positions, but like eighteen different positions over the course of ten minutes. And they do most of it without pole leaving hole. Are they circus freaks? They must be, right? Normal people don’t have sex this acrobatic, right? Have we

Porn twink Johnny Rapid has the cutest, most angelic little boy face. A flash of his smile and you’d be convinced he’s pure as the driven snow. Naturally, that means the halo called his butthole glows a devilish read. A face this innocent is made by God to be mercilessly gang banged.

If we could blow up and frame .gifs, and hang them on the walls of our sex den, we’d choose this series of animated portraits from pornstar extraordinaire Colby Keller.

With Joey Lawrence announcing he’s joining Chippendales Vegas as a host and dancer, and the male stripper flick “Magic Mike” soon to be released in theaters, it seems famous men dancing naked is on the runway to becoming a trend. If so, here are six other celebrities who need to become nude male dancers ASAP.

Everyone needs at least one hand to jerk off (well, unless they have a Fleshlight or a watermelon or something) but it is the rare and wonderful man who needs two hands. You double-fisted fuckers, we salute you.