We’re talking about you, queen. What do you get when you pair the rippling bare muscles of male Olympian hopefuls with the highest of haute couture? A drag queen’s dilemma. Should she steal the man, or the dress?

When someone with the unattainable beauty of Mick Lovell convulses in orgasm, tingles of devilish satisfaction waft all over our body, too. It’s not due to our own orgasm, but with our smugly superior knowledge that now this Earth Angel and Ultimate Sexual Fantasy has no secrets from us. We know him at his most intimate.

The recent edging scene over at Chaosmen.com needs to be packaged up into gay sex ed courses across the nation. Whether you like to service or be serviced, it’s a primo lesson in how to squirm in erotic delight using all the stops in your sexual toolkit.

Usually we’re paying more attention to the naked bodies in porn, but in this clip, we can’t help but staring at one really crazy T-shirt. Just what is going on with this thing?

You can ask us why we don’t go to the gym and there are many reasons, but the real reason is because we can’t look at all those hot straight guys with their big dicks bouncing around in basketball shorts.