To take a line from the old song, “We’d like a top with a slow hand. We’d like a lover who’s an easy fuck.” We’ve finally found him.

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, where folks get wasted on Corona and margaritas in the name of Mexican heritage, regardless of what culture they are. For us, it’s a celebration of Latin men from Mexico to Argentina. It doesn’t matter where they’re from, as long as they ooze machismo. Here’s where you can find your Latino stud.

“Ugh” to weekdays! In the hustle to jump into the shower and bustle off to work, our morning woodies are often left morosely unattended. Some folks may think weekend mornings are for brunches and early car rides. Not for us. Weekends are for long, tender sessions of sunrise lovemaking.

We’re the type of queen who, whenever on vacation, shamelessly takes just as many photos of unsuspecting hot shirtless men as we do of the official tourist sights. When it comes to local attractions, we’re usually attracted to the locals. Of course, we’re not alone. Here’s a site we’ve stumbled upon where some leering gays post the oblivious he-man hotness they’ve caught of camera.