Alaska, the home of “Deadliest Catch,” glaciers, and Sarah Palin. Oh, and bears. We’re not talking polar, grizzly, or brown. We’re talking gay. Gay bears fucking. In Alaska!

We don’t understand anti-fur activists. You know, these queens who feel the need to pluck, shave, trim and wax every last inch of their body hair. They can throw a bucket of cum on us in protest, if they like, but we prefer a man brave enough to wear his real fur, grown all out, like nature intended.

Life’s packed with tough choices! Before us lie two exquisite male buttholes. One is smooth and pretty and golden. The other is hairy and manly and olive. Only one can be yours, so choose wisely. Will you open the ass on the left, or the ass on the right?

Mark Wahlberg is the only A-List Hollywood celeb in this week’s parade of famous manchest. The supporting characters we’ve rounded up may not yet routinely grace the pages of People, but their hot factor tops the charts with flying colors. If their credits on imdb.com are longer than our stiffening dick, we’re interested.

We love a guy with a furry chest and we love a bit cumshot, but we know from personal experience that they don’t always make a good match.

We think that condoms are great, and we use them to stay STD-free (and prevent pregnancy) in all our hookups. But we never thought to actually use one on ourself! YY_Not1 is apparently some sort of safe-sex fanatic, because he not only uses condoms when he gets nasty with someone