Summer is defined by so many things: blockbusters at the movies, watermelon at a picnic, Speedos on the beach. But there is only one thing that makes us think of summer: getting fucked in a sunny room.
Oh, Jeremy Penn. He of the classic All-American Boy Next Door looks who burst upon the porn scene like a lightening bolt way back in 1997. His beauty stunned. His cock perfectly thick. His butt marble smooth. After causing quite a stir (in our loins, at least), he vanished, like a sex thief in the night. We must know: What became of him?
We’ve reached a dangerous new low in peddling male flesh. So desperate are we for shirtless male celebrities, and so curious are we in Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming male stripper flick “Magic Mike,” that we’re posting a trailer for the trailer, which actually premieres tomorrow. OMG. Yes, we actually are anticipating the premiere of a trailer.
But the balls might be red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach. Thanks to dickdoodles, classic phallus worship meets clever pop culture references. If you’re a dude who sees penis everywhere you go, like a Looney Tunes character on a deserted island hallucinating a turkey dinner, then dickdoodles are for you!
Remember when we discovered the sexiest, dorkiest nerd in all of geekdom? Remember when he just stopped doing videos? Remember when he came back with his banging body, nerdy glasses, and enormous dick. You probably don’t remember the last one, because it just happened!