We’re sure that you’ll guess the first wild thing about this video pretty quickly. The soundtrack is like something out of a hotel bar piano. Our two men are moaning wildly, but to the tune of some Muzak version of a song you never knew. But the other thing is even weirder.

How did we miss this?!? Pornstar Anthony Romero posted on his blog a brief video of him spreading his seed right in a public dressing room! You can even hear employees and customers walking around right outside the door. The question is, did anybody wonder why he was in there for 15 minutes?

We’ve been waiting years for this moment! The champions of homoerotic advertising, Abercrombie & Fitch, have finally, finally we say!, had their legendary male models kiss kiss kiss! Since the ad is two guys wresting in the shower, they might as well be fucking.

O, Man Butt. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways. One thing we’ll never tire of is looking at male booty. The old cynical adage “If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all” doesn’t apply one bit. With the wide variety of backsides to ogle, grope, rim and fuck, if you’ve seen one, you’re doing something terribly wrong.

We try to be lovers and not haters, but there are some things that really get our goat. One of them is people who disrespect their body hair. How could you go eliminating it like that.