It’s like Christmas Day whenever we get a new issue of Headmaster Magazine in the mail. The publication’s saucy blend of porn and art is heady, intelligent release from the straight up smut we look at day in and out. Issue No. 3 has just been released, and the bold, colorful, sexy and shocking photo spreads are Viagra for the Thinking Man’s libido.

Errr…are the Rosso Twins a little…”special?” In an unintentionally hilarious scene, tattooed bad boy Ricky Sinz gives the twins a hardcore boxing lesson, belittling the fuck out of them. What do the twins do? Cackle and yell like drunks with Tourette’s. A dead serious Ricky is in a hardcore S&M scene. Luca and Liam are in a Three Stooges comedy routine. What the hell is going on here?

While our Brian O’Brien is on vacation in Brazil, he needs to immediately go on a hunt for the stunningly jaw-dropping hottie in this ah-maze-ing photoshoot. This paragon of testosterone is Niccolas de Lucca, who is celebrating la Manhã de Carnaval, or the morning of the Carnival. An empty room with a mattress never looked so much like party central.