This week we’re in a threeway state of mind. Just when you thought you’ve seen it all before, there is something at the end of this group session that will blow your fucking mind.

You’ve been lusting after his perfect, twinkle-eyed features for years on “Gossip Girl.” You’ve seen him shirtless and wondered if that golden tan was everywhere on his body. Gentlemen and Gentlemen, now we know…approximately. Meet the gay porn performer who tricks you into thinking you’re having sex with the one and only Chace Crawford.

Do they even still make driving gloves? What would be the point in them today? Ah-ha! Damien Crosse, who gets into all sorts of kink, from piss to milk, introduces us to the joys of yet another obscure fetish: smooth leather driving gloves as sex toy. Only Damien could dream up such random kink, and make it werq.

Wow! We’ve all met guys who are undoubtedly cute, but then one day — Pow! — it’s like they’ve been reborn as the pinnacle of studliness. Or perhaps we’ve forgotten all about them, and when stumbling upon them again — Yowza! — we wonder how their sultry image ever flew out of our mind. From rockstars to Reality TV daredevils, here’s the men whose shirtless bodies are always welcome reminders of their unexpected beauty.

Yes, we are in the middle of our first Brazilian vacation and we are happy to report that everything you have seen and heard about Brazilian boys is true: they are all effortlessly beautiful. To make you even more jealous of our time south of the equator, here is something else to make you jealous.