You know that crazy questionnaire that James Lipton makes people take on “Inside the Actor’s Stuido” that’s based on Proust? They always ask “What is your favorite noise?” and our answer is simple: an ass slapping against thighs.

After vanishing from the porn scene, long time Fleshbot Crush Object Race Cooper has suddenly reappeared in an sexy onslaught of new scenes. His big comeback involves hypnotizing his co-stars with the circular wonder called his butthole. Even current Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts can’t avert his eyes. He’s not the only one…

Carson’s an 18-year-old twink who, according to the description over at ChaosMen.com, was talked into doing gay porn by his “girlfriend” in order to make much needed moolah. The GF must be very understanding, because once they’ve got their hands on the cold hard cash, they may want more.

How clearly we recall sneaking into “Basic Instinct” as a teenager, seeing Sharon Stone’s legendary leg crossing scene, and thinking, “Hmmm…interesting. But who wants to travel up into that?!” If only we’d have seen “Gay Instinct,” instead. Oh, how our adolescent mind would have combusted at seeing that fleeting glimpse of what a man packs between this legs.

Have you seen that Google+ commercial where a guy shows off his new apron for all his friends? Well, imagine if life was like that, but all your friends were hot twinks and they were showing off their dicks instead of an apron.