In porn we see people fucking in bedrooms, living rooms, kitchens, pools, cars, porches, public parks, bath houses, leather bars, and all sorts of other places. What we don’t often see is the bathroom. Why? It’s hot!

Massages may be one of the best everlasting porn scenarios. The dudes never jump right to the sex, because it’s not really about getting laid, is it? Muscles need to be relaxed, tension needs to be relieved. That’s it. Lo and behold, those hands always tend to drift a little too far south, and the endings are unexpectedly (yet completely expected) happy.

If we could turn back time, we’d urge this cutie to have put a moratorium on getting inked up, oh, about a hundred tattoos ago. Multiple tattoos, for some reason, seem to have fortified themselves on a growing majority of pornstars.

First it was a car wash, then a pool party. Now, it’s a WeHo laundry room where the Andrew Christian Merry Band of Roving Nudists go to shake their oversexed bulges. Are we loving this video onslaught from the underwear designer, or do these boys need to hibernate for the rest of the winter?

Sometimes when we’re watching a guy jerk off on the internet, we’re a bit distracted because we’re thinking of something else. What question could have kept us from drooling over this gorgeous piece of manliness?