Ever since “don’t ask, don’t tell” ended all the gay soldiers have been coming out of the woodwork and, well, just coming out. Now they’re starting to just rub it in our faces putting their gay sex sessions all over the internet.

Yes, there’s a real name for this position. But considering the scenario is at a proctologist’s office, there’s gotta to be a new creative name for it. Also considering it stars tattooed sexstud Johnny Hazzard, trying it out is a looks like perilous orgasmic heaven.

Micah Brandt sure drives a hard bargain. The stud’s body is so unbelievably perfect we don’t know where to start. At the very least we can narrow it down to two body parts: his dick or his rear. Now the choice gets very complicated. As soon as we move to towards the ass, we want to go to the cock, and vice versa. What’s a horny man to do?

Some weeks, it’s a cornucopia of shirtless celebs. Other weeks, it’s a famine. The pickin’s may be slim this week, but we’ve got double photos of a couple of our shirtless dudes, along with a recent Academy Award-winning bare butt and a thick juicy Euro-schlong.

A hot, verbal redhead with a huge dick jerking off with a Fleshlight: whats’ better than that. Well, wait until you see his cumshot.