We could watch a top fuck a bottom for days. It doesn’t matter who the top is or who the bottom is, as long as there is fucking going on, we’re in. But our favorite kind of fucking is when the top has a hot ass. Confusing, right?

A company called Yuasa has released their Spring and Summer collection of lounge wear with a subtly sexy campaign featuring two cutie-pies working out in the line’s skimpy boxers. There’s also a video of the duo which is so crisp and hypnotic that is should have been Oscar-nominated for Best Short Featuring Two Hairless Twinks.

It’s like Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts knows the express route to our heart. Your snazzy porn blogger Cedric is a not-so-closeted showtune nut. So when Jay emailed us a video of him camping it up nude while singing the song “Popular” from the hit musical “Wicked,” how could we resist not sharing?

With the Academy Awards coming up on Sunday, we wondered who’d win our personal porn Oscars. You can guess who’ll win Sexiest Blond: Fleshbot Crush Object Tom Faulk, our favorite ’80s surfer dude who woefully cut his hair. All is forgiven now that we’ve watched his recent mega-pounding by studly Angel Rock. Look at Tom’s body. Look at his nearly perfect dick. Look at the look of pleasure on his face.

If you’re anything like us, you probably spent most of 10th grade dreaming after the hot gym teacher who made you play badminton and do sit ups for some stupid fitness test. Well, now he’s finally doing the drills you always dreamed about.