We see guys in all sorts of peril in these fuck flicks, but it’s rare that we see one who is actually injured. Don’t worry, it’s not a fucking injury.

We’ve got the hots for underwear. We’ve got the hots for rugby players. Why not mix the two and give us Rugby Underwear? Timoteo has released a line of athletic-themed underwear called, simply, “Rugby.” For the game we have in mind, no other clothing is necessary.

The other day, a friend of ours laughed when we said we said we love to “milk” a cock. He found it such a silly phrase. There’s nothing silly about doing it, however. Just look at these lovely photos. Who wouldn’t like to be propped up on all fours, and get gently milked?

Who is the genius who made this?? This bit of Frodo foolery needs very little comment, except, well, our kinkiest Elijah Wood fantasies have now come true.

You all know Str8Cam Jeff, right? He’s the beefy Midwestern stud who has made a career of jerking off in his living room for the world’s entertainment. Well, he still has a few amazing tricks up his sleeve.